Best post... ever

[ZeUs!!]

With scenes of desperation much like an alcoholic desperately pulls himself along a creaking and splintered wooden floor searching for a drink, or a cheap tenement block landlord in a dilapidated area of town with a large italian community begging for another week to pay his protection money, or some random guy sitting in front of his computer trying to think of some kind introductory metaphor and watching it turn into a 500 word, overblown, un-related and completely irrelevant behemoth, I've given up on originality in the search for my next poll. Whats your favourite post on these forums? Triceratop's 'shtu up', one of divine ride's white gangsta (wangsta?) rambles or something else that leaps to your mind? Nominate as many posts as you like and provide a link so I know waht you're talking about and we'll vote on them when we've collected enough decent posts

[Jerome Scuggs]

i think the reason the forums blow is because we idolize the past and don't focus on you know, being funny now

[Liquid Blue]

Make with the funny.

[Jerome Scuggs]

yeah someone else be funny

[ZeUs!!]

Thanks for the contributions

[Jerome Scuggs]

as sort of an FYI, noone here has contributed and we're like 5 posts in

[ZeUs!!]

3 of which are yours and 3 of which are mine

[Pandagirl!]

Picture this if you will:

There is a soapbox in the middle of a large derelict factory floor. People are milling about, conversing, laughing, or in heated discussion.
Then a short, pudgy man steps up onto the soapbox. His balance falters a little because stepping on anything higher than a shopping mall escalator is considered excercise. He coughes loudly a few times that demand attention. Unfortunately it triggers his asthma and he continues coughing for several minutes. The people stop to watch the short pudgy man, you never know, he might have something useful to say, once he finds the air to, that is.
regaining his composure he stands as tall as a pudgy little man can and opens his mouth. The entire contents of his stomach are unleashed upon the unsuspecting crowd. His mouth is likened to that of a fire hose, his spew reaches across the factory floor and some even manages to hit the walls on the far side. By now, everyone is dripping wet in regurgitation. There is an awkward silence that seems to last an eternity. The short pudgy man feels proud of himself, as if Winston Churchill himself had just delivered the speech of his life.
Then suprisingly, the crowd resume their normal chatter. The conversation, the laughter, the arguements all continue exactly where it left off, as if nothing at all had happened. The pudgy man turns red from embarrassment and steps down from the soapbox, again his balance falters. He really needs to get outside more. We now leave the derelict factory and observe a large painted sign on the outside which says in large, faded letters, "Trash Talk".

That makes me laugh every time I read it. Kudos to Rudy.

[Fit of Rage]

I'm fairly sure Ruby's CISCO degree can kick the shit out of whatever else you have.

[Jerome Scuggs]

i remember (one of the pallies) posting this really long random something. i don't remember any of it but i'm pretty sure it involved a drunken barfight

it angers me, because i remember almost loosing my bowels over it, but i cant remember anything

this was like Pre-jerome, when I still trolled the forums anonymously, before I even owned the name jerome

[Theif of Time]

perhaps this one In Tone's 911 thread, by Conc.

[Dameon Angell]

[Rudy Quote here]
That makes me laugh every time I read it. Kudos to Rudy.

I second this one

[Ilya]

if george bush doesnt care about black people then why is he the president of the united states hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

- exotic
- awesome

[Jeenyuss]

if george bush doesnt care about black people then why is he the president of the united states hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

- exotic
- awesome

i nominate ilya(z) for class treasurer '06

[Facetious]

the one where richard creager came out of the closet