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    I thought you might like a glimpse into the razzel dazzel of the real life of a TW Mod. As you already know we get little respect in the game. What about real life? Saddly, even less. You may remember my earlier post about not being able to find my classroom. This is the latest installment of my life! Yay!

    This is a MSN conversation between me and my ex-gf. I am "Coming Soon: Epic Homeworld Battle" and she is "expect nothing and you'll never be dissapointed"

    In case you were wondering (you werent) discussions fairly simmilar to this in tone are frequent. Usually on the phone where I can't copy/paste. However, when she breaks up with this bf of hers she will start wanting to talk and see me all the time and shit. Just like last time. Ah well. Such is life. We dated for 3 years.

    I started by saying something like "You called?" because my phone claims she did earlier today.. I didn't answer because I was at school. She didn't ask why because she doesn't care.

    Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed says:
    yeah i did
    Coming soon! Epic Homeworld Battle says:
    whats up with that? Craziness!
    Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed says:
    this is what you are... J-E-A-L-O-U-S
    Coming soon! Epic Homeworld Battle says:
    You called to tell me that or you determined that because I didnt answer?
    Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed says:
    I don't know
    Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed says:
    Are you upset that I'm going out with someone?? It bothers you, doen't it
    Coming soon! Epic Homeworld Battle says:
    No I am happy
    Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed says:
    Ok thanks, well I'm kinda guessing that I'll have more luck than you will when it comes to relationships
    Coming soon! Epic Homeworld Battle says:
    I certainly agree with you so far as the short-medium term is concerned anyway
    Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed says:
    ha whatever! Why don't you want somebody? it's nice to have someone to hug
    Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed says:
    I gotta go now! TTYL!
    Coming soon! Epic Homeworld Battle says:
    I bet it is I'm waiting for the right person

    ok see ya around!
    Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed says:
    There is no right person for you... You exclude EVERYONE
    Coming soon! Epic Homeworld Battle says:
    ok... have fun. Bye
    Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed says:
    and noc chick is gonna just show up at your door one day
    Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed says:
    Later
    Coming soon! Epic Homeworld Battle says:
    bye

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    I think it's cute that she logged on just long enough to take a shot at me. Coolness.
    Spider
    Formerly EEK! A Spider!
    Former TW Moderator, still an all around nice guy

  • #2
    She wants you.

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    • #3
      She's drunk
      Originally posted by Facetious
      edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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      • #4
        Kick her in the box.
        "Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX

        Reinstate Me.

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        • #5
          what a catty bitch
          jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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          • #6
            If that's what you really said to her, you're my new personal hero.

            Strong the force is in that one....

            Even if it's not what you said, it was an entertaining read. Ty, and good luck. You're better off without a twat like that in your life.

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            • #7
              shes not real is she?
              Originally posted by Tone
              Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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              • #8
                She's not worth your time. Besides, you know that I :wub: you!
                Pandagirl!

                (ph)>12 is just right

                In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                1:Chao <ER>> at all
                1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                Chao <ER> - hero

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                • #9
                  signs of a stupid bitch, fuck her then leave her and say you got chlamydia
                  tmaC> 1:fireballz> im the greatest coordinator of all time
                  capE> lucky he didnt say captain
                  capE> LOL BURN

                  Tapzu> tamzu vleane, we all know tou copied that nick from me

                  1:merce> ima go take a shower and try to suk my own dick

                  9:Fludd> guys, i want u all to know something..
                  9:megaman89> fludd go play monopoly with children and dome

                  1:Kentaro> nice gay name elven
                  1:Kentaro> suits you well
                  1:PUTAO> fuk urself fuk emo, ur mother suck mu penis all day screaming my name

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                  • #10
                    [sarcasm]What a pleasant person![/sarcasm]

                    My ex is kind of similar... except she doesn't take shots at me (unless I get her angry first... hehe). She thinks I should find someone new though.

                    Originally posted by Disliked
                    Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                    +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                    • #11
                      I bet $5 that that whole log is staged.
                      Originally posted by Disliked
                      However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


                      Originally posted by concealed
                      when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by jesus=terrorist
                        If that's what you really said to her, you're my new personal hero.

                        Strong the force is in that one....

                        Even if it's not what you said, it was an entertaining read. Ty, and good luck. You're better off without a twat like that in your life.
                        Yea it is me.... Why? I don't understand why it seems staged? Why am I hero.
                        Spider
                        Formerly EEK! A Spider!
                        Former TW Moderator, still an all around nice guy

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Tanzu
                          signs of a stupid bitch, fuck her then leave her and say you got chlamydia
                          tell her your pregnant..

                          edit: and your keeping it.
                          LoPIST> i have tons of leet freinds

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                          • #14
                            Go, spider, you sexy arachnid.
                            boo...:eek:

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                            • #15
                              That's why I don't hang out with your friends.
                              The pleasure's all mine.

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