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my birthday is on sunday, suggestions?
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
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You are a winner at the internet. That post was so original I'm going to log off forever now, thanks for opening my eyes.
afkMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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i was more or less being serious, and i was on-topic. you're now 20 years old, it's time to stop making "its my birthday" threads and actually go do something...preferably productive.Comment
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liek omg pay attention, not 20 yet~
I'm asking for suggestions on what to do on my birthday, if you don't have any then you're better off being productive in pub.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Originally posted by Claushouse
Because spending a grand total of 18-30 seconds being friendly and making conversation makes a person fucking useless, right?
Chill out already.
LB, do whatever you do to have fun, and just remember that you're slowly dying one second at a time. Have fun, big guy!"Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX
Reinstate Me.Comment
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Throw a party of some sort seems the normal thing to do. Actually its practically neccesary (But if you don't drink, then thats ok too). Other than that, whatever rocks your boat.
+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++Originally posted by DislikedComment
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Thanks for that worthless suggestion. Kindly fuck off, plz. Kthxbye.Originally posted by Claushouse
LB, Congrats dude. Only 1 more year and you can actually find out what alcohol tastes like! :laughing:
How about give yourself a present where you buy a big cake that has a whore jump out of it and blows you?Comment
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get your dick wetjasonofabitch loves!!!!Comment
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I think Jason hit that nail on the (forgive the use of the word) head...Originally posted by JasonReclusion
"That's what's so illogical about being a smurf. I mean, what's the point in living if you don't have a dick?"Comment
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On my 20th I pretty much stayed in bed till noon, had some breakfast, various unfun stuff possibly including going on the pc until it was time for bed. I did plan a night out but I planned it too late and everyone I knew was busy, lol.Comment
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it's important enough to warrant repetition
get your dick wetjasonofabitch loves!!!!Comment
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Drink
Chunder
Drink
Pass out
-repeat-Originally posted by FacetiousComment
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do some gardeningcan we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violenceComment
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post a thread about it and play subspaceYOU ARE THE 1,000,000,000TH VISITOR IN MY SIG!
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