its still on your bloody tie, Ilyaz. At least turn the tie inside out or something.
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Originally posted by Ilyaone time i was driving and eating strawberry yogurt and accidently spilled some on my shorts, so i started rubbing myself trying to get it to dry off and i got an urge to just whip it out and start jacking off and i unzipped my shorts and almost did it but then i was like "nah"
Drinkable yogurt, refraining males from jerking off while driving which leads to inevitable deaths of pedestrians
Really though, go get the smoothie yogurts. They're good.
3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!
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1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up
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tim> .?squad tim
BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
Squad: timo<3ashlee
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MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>
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Originally posted by DoTheFandangothey make more of a mess though, and they have like 1241241grams of sugar
And they're the exact same as a cup of yogurt except more liquidy. The taste's the same.
I guess you buy a really fattening brand of yogurt smoothies? The one that I drink isn't that sweetened I think, I'd dig through the trash to find it but um actually I wouldn't dig through the trash.
I'll think of the brand in like an hour.
3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!
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1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up
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tim> .?squad tim
BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
Squad: timo<3ashlee
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MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>
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now eating: tropical skittles and water and jolleyranchers and doublemint gum.Like, there was this ninja who got
ticked off at some people who kept
talking while he was trying to rock
out on his guitar, so the ninja totally
flipped out and sang at them till
they all exploded!!! (true story.)
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now eating: my own drool after reading all thisOriginally Posted by HeavenSent
You won't have to wait another 4 years.
There wont be another election for president.
Obama is the Omega President.
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I went to Tesco for a cooked breakfast this morning.
It was £2.29 and consisted of:
1 egg, 2 bacon, 2 hash browns, sausage, tomatoes, beans, toast.
It was lovely. The only problem was that immigrants were working there and they could hardly speak a word of English to me. I started sweating and was eager to just go eat but they were trying to talk to me
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I had a double chocolate chip muffin and then some chocolate raisens and got in the car and Chocolate by Snow Patrol was on, I felt like I was gaining extra pounds by just listening to that record (like oh my god whatever)Originally posted by Facetiousedit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)
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