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  • #61
    its still on your bloody tie, Ilyaz. At least turn the tie inside out or something.

    Originally posted by Disliked
    Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
    +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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    • #62
      urp.
      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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      • #63
        Originally posted by Ilya
        one time i was driving and eating strawberry yogurt and accidently spilled some on my shorts, so i started rubbing myself trying to get it to dry off and i got an urge to just whip it out and start jacking off and i unzipped my shorts and almost did it but then i was like "nah"
        That's why they have yogurt that's thinner now and in cute little holdable containers so you can drink it like a drink.

        Drinkable yogurt, refraining males from jerking off while driving which leads to inevitable deaths of pedestrians

        Really though, go get the smoothie yogurts. They're good.

        3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
        3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
        3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

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        1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
        1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

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        tim> .?squad tim
        BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
        Squad: timo<3ashlee

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        MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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        • #64
          they make more of a mess though, and they have like 1241241grams of sugar
          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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          • #65
            Originally posted by DoTheFandango
            they make more of a mess though, and they have like 1241241grams of sugar
            They have caps, so it's just you being stupid if it makes a mess
            And they're the exact same as a cup of yogurt except more liquidy. The taste's the same.

            I guess you buy a really fattening brand of yogurt smoothies? The one that I drink isn't that sweetened I think, I'd dig through the trash to find it but um actually I wouldn't dig through the trash.

            I'll think of the brand in like an hour.

            3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
            3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
            3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

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            1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
            1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

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            tim> .?squad tim
            BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
            Squad: timo<3ashlee

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            MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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            • #66
              Have any of you ever tried unsweetened yoghurt? That stuff is only good with really, really hot curries.

              Originally posted by Disliked
              Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
              +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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              • #67
                mmm can't get enough of that crisp, suagr crisp!
                it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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                • #68
                  now eating: tropical skittles and water and jolleyranchers and doublemint gum.
                  Like, there was this ninja who got
                  ticked off at some people who kept
                  talking while he was trying to rock
                  out on his guitar, so the ninja totally
                  flipped out and sang at them till
                  they all exploded!!! (true story.)

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                  • #69
                    Rice krispies and a multi-vitamin.

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                    • #70
                      now eating: my own drool after reading all this
                      Originally Posted by HeavenSent
                      You won't have to wait another 4 years.
                      There wont be another election for president.
                      Obama is the Omega President.
                      http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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                      • #71
                        drinkable yogurt is the nastiest peice of shit i have ever encountered and it is a disgrace to the yogurt community.

                        love always,
                        stfu
                        can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                        • #72
                          Just ate a sausage egg-muffin
                          not from mcdonalds, so I will live longer.
                          duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

                          Mattey> put me in corch

                          zidane> go kf urself pork

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                          • #73
                            Nutrigrain Bar and a V8.
                            5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                            5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                            5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                            1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                            1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                            • #74
                              I went to Tesco for a cooked breakfast this morning.

                              It was £2.29 and consisted of:
                              1 egg, 2 bacon, 2 hash browns, sausage, tomatoes, beans, toast.

                              It was lovely. The only problem was that immigrants were working there and they could hardly speak a word of English to me. I started sweating and was eager to just go eat but they were trying to talk to me

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                              • #75
                                I had a double chocolate chip muffin and then some chocolate raisens and got in the car and Chocolate by Snow Patrol was on, I felt like I was gaining extra pounds by just listening to that record (like oh my god whatever)
                                Originally posted by Facetious
                                edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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