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  • #91
    Originally posted by Ashlee
    Shit, that seems extremely uncomfortable for the first guy. Like they sit UNDER the table with their hips thrust in the air like they're giving birth because the whore is ON the table?

    Fuck that and do it right, who cares if there's someone else sharing her with you? That isn't really gay unless you end up participating in gay activities with them. It would be better to just go give yourself a handjob then go numb in the legs from the awkward position, even with their flexibility.
    wow did you just say that?

    Hi Ashlee, want to be friends? :wub:
    Girl if it's alright,
    100%.

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    • #92
      Originally posted by Nickname
      i'd stab you.
      yeah with your pencil dick.
      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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      • #93
        Originally posted by Facetious
        i dont want my dick touching another dudes

        then again im not all about the eiffel-towering concept anyway
        Thing is, you'd be one one side and he'd be on the other

        Unless you try to fag it up you won't get near him.

        Holy shit I am being uncharacteristically vulgar on this thread.

        3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
        3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
        3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

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        1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
        1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

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        tim> .?squad tim
        BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
        Squad: timo<3ashlee

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        MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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        • #94
          Originally posted by Broly
          wow did you just say that?

          Hi Ashlee, want to be friends? :wub:
          Totally, BFFL. Come over to my house and I can do your hair.

          3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
          3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
          3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

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          1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
          1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

          -

          tim> .?squad tim
          BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
          Squad: timo<3ashlee

          -

          MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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          • #95
            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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            • #96
              Originally posted by DoTheFandango

              By the way, nice hotlinking.

              3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
              3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
              3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

              -

              1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
              1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

              -

              tim> .?squad tim
              BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
              Squad: timo<3ashlee

              -

              MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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              • #97
                i'm feeling so hot/sexy that even all this talk about dick2dick contact is not ruining it
                can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                • #98
                  All this vulgarity is enticing.

                  Oh wait.

                  Let's be more immature first.

                  There's my pseudo-grow-up insult.
                  boo...:eek:

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                  • #99
                    Holy shit that was actually a good reply. Not to mention you were giving her attention for like 2 pages, DTF.
                    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                    • #100
                      its a good reply if she made it herself, if she got that picture from somewhere else i just dont understand the point. i have to say that ashlee actually says things that are worthwhile at least some, which makes her better than jacklyn, material girl, etc. therefore, i give dameon angell the thumbs up to e-flirt with her 8 hours a day, as im 100% sure he already does.

                      also, that attention whore girl is hot, i will pay attention to her every time she stands on her hands like that
                      5:gen> man
                      5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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                      • #101
                        Yea I haven't seen that image yet so it's e-originality was quite fresh.

                        Did I mention they're showing Buck Rogers in the 25th century on the sci-fi channel?
                        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                        • #102
                          Originally posted by DoTheFandango
                          don't you jus twant to slap that ass. yes that's right, you do.
                          it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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                          • #103
                            Originally posted by Cops
                            don't you jus twant to slap that ass. yes that's right, you do.

                            I'd really rather watch a movie
                            7:Randedl> afk, putting on makeup
                            1:Rough> is radiation an element?
                            8:Rasta> i see fro as bein one of those guys on campus singing to girls tryin to get in their pants $ ez
                            Broly> your voice is like a instant orgasm froe
                            Piston> I own in belim
                            6: P H> i fucked a dude in the ass once

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                            • #104
                              Originally posted by Ashlee

                              By the way, nice hotlinking.
                              THIS DEFEATS THE POINT OF YOUR POST
                              Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                              sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                              • #105
                                However, it doesn't make yours any less stupid
                                7:Randedl> afk, putting on makeup
                                1:Rough> is radiation an element?
                                8:Rasta> i see fro as bein one of those guys on campus singing to girls tryin to get in their pants $ ez
                                Broly> your voice is like a instant orgasm froe
                                Piston> I own in belim
                                6: P H> i fucked a dude in the ass once

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