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Don't worry Zeus, there will be other sluts!
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shag haha5:gen> man
5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednadyComment
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It's in the GENES, you can either fold it, or not, can't train to do it.Originally posted by AoSOh,
Cant fold my tongue into a 3 leaf clover
I can do it, that means only cool people can do it.
And some people can bend their thumbs extra far back, genes too.DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg
1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon
I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/
Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
Broaden your horizons, read my blog:
-> http://foldhesten.mybrute.com/Comment
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Can't snap my fingers with my right hand.
Can't whistle.
Can't have much patience with 96% of the female gender.
Can't trill my R's.
Can't force myself to keep from saying weird, awkward things in less than appropriate situations when I'm drunk (for those of you that know me, imagine my online persona applied to real life...doesn't always mesh that well).
Example: Standing next to a keg last Friday.
Two girls walk up:
Drunk Girl 1: Is the keg dry?
Me: Yeah, I think so.
Pearl Jam's friend: Yep.
Drunk Girl 2: Man, that fucking sucks!
Me: It's not so bad...you could be dying from head cancer.
Drunk Girl 2: What?!?
Me: ...HI, I'M EVAN!
They didn't care what my name was.PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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can't whistle
can't do the rolling r thing
can't tune a guitar by ear or figure out the chords for songs without looking them up (which is why I mainly play drums now, I just don't have the ear to play along with other people on guitar or bass).Comment
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I can't whistle with my fingers.
I can't write legibly in cursive script.
I can't speak Hebrew.
I can't play any woodwind instruments.
I can't write poetry.
I can't do a lot of things.Comment
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I can't draw a straight line
I can't hop very far on 1 foot
I can't .... f**king goto sleep!|~ O
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New poll: Do I delete my drunken posts or save them for prosterity (and ridicule)? Yes/noOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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no reason whatsoever to delete them5:gen> man
5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednadyComment
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Run
Jarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night
nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
oNe-t> YEAH
nopcode> before going out
funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it
MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him dailyComment
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Save or be castrated.Originally posted by ZeUs!!
(Yea/Nay)Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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I can't think of something worth posting, but, one thing I can do that no one else I know can is make their arms circle oppositely. i.e. one arm rotates clockwise, the other goes anti clockwise. Kinda like doing a doggy paddle.
I suck at explaining.Comment
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Hay mr peanuts, this is the thread where you post things you can't do, not things you can do.Jesus Christ on a pogo stickComment
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I can't understand the world
"There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?"
.Halo.
Y'know... if you were any stupider, I swear death by laughter would be a real medical occurance.
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somebody hasn't read the topic or considered relevancy when posting 5,698 timesOriginally posted by Mr. PeanutsPLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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