The Great Toilet Paper Debate

[Ashlee]

You know, I never really thought it mattered

It's not like I go into a restroom and actually notice whether the roll goes out or back and it's like "oh excuse me while I have a panic attack"

[ZeUs!!]

Roll goes toward the dumper, they take 4 sheets, fold in half twice, raise the left of their body, wipe towards the scrotum (or whatever they have), fold again, wipe again, drop

[NaiLed]

while we're on the discussion, i always shower after having a shit. i mean, if you go some turd on your arm, you wouldn't just wipe it off with some paper, would you? no, you'd use soap and water. i feel dirty not showering..!

[Mr. Peanuts]

I guess you don't take a shit every 6 hours like clockwork.

[PaulOakenfold]

Crumpling is inefficient, but excellent if you want to be as far away from your ass as is possible while wiping it. I'm a crumpler myself, and I agree with Nailed, it's nice take a shower after droping a deuce.

[ZeUs!!]

while we're on the discussion, i always shower after having a shit. i mean, if you go some turd on your arm, you wouldn't just wipe it off with some paper, would you? no, you'd use soap and water. i feel dirty not showering..!

Thats OCD

[DoTheFandango]

Crumpled ball may waste alot, but it works the best and there is no way to get anyon you (UNLESS YOU ATE SOME EXLAX).

Showers are cool after taking a giant, perhaps messy, shit.

[Hark]

over

crumpled

back to front

i like it like that

[Saturn V]

I dunno, the crumpled method just seems like you're holding a ball of chaos, unsure how events are going to unfold. I prefer the folding method--I feel more in control and when you're in control, there is no chance of getting shit on you.

And a shower afterwards is nice, but not always possible (say you're at school and can't wait until you get home). So I keep a few of these in a ziplock bag in my backpack.

[Subjugation]

I dunno, the crumpled method just seems like you're holding a ball of chaos, unsure how events are going to unfold. I prefer the folding method--I feel more in control and when you're in control, there is no chance of getting shit on you.

Exactly!

Ball of chaos + Beethoven's 2nd movement = Shitstorm ftw.

[Money]

Crumple For Win