What do you look for in a mate?

[Theif of Time]

'v' is more important than 'a'

[Dameon Angell]

don't forget: types at least 95 words per minute

Also has been in at least 1 TWL

[Theif of Time]

shit, thats me out.

I would go for, someone who finds my wacky sense of humour amusing rather than weird.

[Ilya]

someone who is unable to say "no"

someone who is unable to say anything

[Rudy]

A girl who will tell me everything without saying anything.
A girl who will change me without changing my mind.
A girl who will keep me transfixed even while she sleeps.
A girl whose smile and gentle touch will make me go weak at the knees, everytime.
No fat chicks

[Heatha]

White haired, lavender eyed, drow elf. He must be able to wield two scimitars, as well.

[Liquid Blue]

I can hold a knife and a fork at the same time, does that count?

[Ilya]

someone who has inspired an episode of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

[Burzum]

A girl whose smile and gentle touch will make me go weak at the knees, everytime.
No fat chicks

Hehe rudy wants a handjob. Then again, WHO DOESNT fgsfds

[DoTheFandango]

I want a girl who will laugh for no one else.
When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf.
When I'm away she never leaves the house.
I want a girl who laughs for no one else.

[project dragon]

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who used a machette to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
And at the city bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket

[ZeUs!!]

Someone who wants to take me to Paris

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[Bioture]

well its like this, you go through college and your standards are all high and shit and you get these cute - hot girls. then you graduate and get a job, and are willing to settle for less.

this is my primary reason for going to graduate school.

thank you for your time.

[M1ssy 612]

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[Vykromond]

kinda punkish, and hollister....

this made me laugh