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  • #31
    'v' is more important than 'a'

    Originally posted by Disliked
    Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
    +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Facetious
      don't forget: types at least 95 words per minute
      Also has been in at least 1 TWL
      DELETED

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      • #33
        shit, thats me out.

        I would go for, someone who finds my wacky sense of humour amusing rather than weird.

        Originally posted by Disliked
        Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
        +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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        • #34
          someone who is unable to say "no"

          someone who is unable to say anything
          can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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          • #35
            A girl who will tell me everything without saying anything.
            A girl who will change me without changing my mind.
            A girl who will keep me transfixed even while she sleeps.
            A girl whose smile and gentle touch will make me go weak at the knees, everytime.
            No fat chicks

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            • #36
              White haired, lavender eyed, drow elf. He must be able to wield two scimitars, as well.
              ()_()
              (0.o)
              (")(")

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              • #37
                I can hold a knife and a fork at the same time, does that count?
                My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                • #38
                  someone who has inspired an episode of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
                  can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Rudy
                    A girl whose smile and gentle touch will make me go weak at the knees, everytime.
                    No fat chicks
                    Hehe rudy wants a handjob. Then again, WHO DOESNT fgsfds
                    2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
                    2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE

                    2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
                    2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
                    2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
                    2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head

                    1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
                    1:spider> Wooooohoo!
                    1:spider> .*passes the hat*
                    1:Erathia> <eats the hat>

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                    • #40
                      I want a girl who will laugh for no one else.
                      When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf.
                      When I'm away she never leaves the house.
                      I want a girl who laughs for no one else.
                      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                      • #41
                        I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
                        I want a girl who knows what's best
                        I want a girl with shoes that cut
                        And eyes that burn like cigarettes

                        I want a girl with the right allocations
                        Who's fast and thorough
                        And sharp as a tack
                        She's playing with her jewelry
                        She's putting up her hair
                        She's touring the facility
                        And picking up slack

                        I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......

                        I want a girl who gets up early
                        I want a girl who stays up late
                        I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
                        Who used a machette to cut through red tape
                        With fingernails that shine like justice
                        And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

                        She is fast and thorough
                        And sharp as a tack
                        She's touring the facility
                        And picking up slack

                        I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket

                        I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
                        I want a girl with good dividends
                        And at the city bank we will meet accidentally
                        We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

                        She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
                        She wants a car that will get her there
                        She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
                        She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron

                        I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket
                        duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

                        Mattey> put me in corch

                        zidane> go kf urself pork

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                        • #42
                          Someone who wants to take me to Paris

                          IM GOING TO PARIS IM GOIGN TO PARIS IM GOINGG TO PARIS IM GOGING OT PPATIS IM GO ING OT IAP ARIS IM IMI MFP TIMFIN SDTLN OINRGOIENRGOENRGIONREGINRGNIGNGNGNNGNGNNGNGNGNGNGN NGNNNNNNNNNNNN
                          Originally posted by Facetious
                          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                          • #43
                            well its like this, you go through college and your standards are all high and shit and you get these cute - hot girls. then you graduate and get a job, and are willing to settle for less.

                            this is my primary reason for going to graduate school.

                            thank you for your time.
                            TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                            TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                            TelCat> i dont

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                            • #44
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                              Last edited by M1ssy 612; 04-01-2006, 03:07 AM.
                              U SUCK!

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by M1ssy 612
                                kinda punkish, and hollister....
                                this made me laugh
                                Originally posted by Ward
                                OK.. ur retarded case closed

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