3 things you would do to make the world a better place

[Pandagirl!]

1) Go to Africa and become a missionary
2) End abortion
3) Little things I can do already - community service, praying for people, helping homeless people, and etc etc.

[ZeUs!!]

just put a toaster on its side :grin:

No the grills have to be uneven if you're going to put cheese in there otherwise the cheese will be incinerated by the time the other side is toasted. I've thought long and hard about this

[Fair]

legalise weed
grow weed
share weed

[Riesen]

1 - Become a music teacher and fight to keep music and other performing arts in schools. This one is pretty simple, the rest gets pretty angry and long-winded from here.

2 - Make school mandatory for everyone, until you're 18, and make it mandatory that you pass with at least a B average. No fucking GEDs, the idiots get by too fucking easy. I'd also make it fucking illegal to be a slut and have sex while you're in school. No more of the, "I have a child to take care of" excuse. Again, idiots. I almost wanted this one to be: Make it mandatory to not be a total fucking moron on the internet. To even begin using it in any form, you have to fill out a simple questionare: "Dude, ______ a fucking idiot." A) UR, ur, u r, etc etc...B) Your...C) You're. If you chose wrong, you get a life-long ban from the damned internet. Also, if you're ever caught using "ur" or any other stupid shit like that, you're banned. But then I decided to stop it at the schools, because if you don't have a high school diploma, the best you can do is McDonald's Janitor or Famous Rapper, you can't afford the internets on that...Either way, you'd be too stupid to figure out how a computer works anyway.

3 - I'd make the 1st Amendment a law everywhere, that way you crazy missionary types will stop FORCING YOUR FUCKING WILL and INSANE religious beliefs on naive people. And as an adendum to this, I'd make it so that I can make any laws I see fit. As you can tell, it's not like I'd make any insane laws.

4 - I fucking hate smilies, they're gone, too.

[BleakFuture]

Originally posted by ZeUs!!
No the grills have to be uneven if you're going to put cheese in there otherwise the cheese will be incinerated by the time the other side is toasted. I've thought long and hard about this

If you really wanted to make one, you could take apart a toaster, and put it together with the slots wider.or even just increase the spacing between the two slots, so that the cheesy side is farther away than the bready side is.

the most i've ever done with a discombobulated toaster is help a friend make a "one cup water boiler" which was neat. took all the coils out of the toaster, wrapped it around a ceramic mug thing, wrapped it with heat resistant insulation, and plugged it in.
It was great, made hotdogs too.

[Fit of Rage]

1. Insert basic Latin into elementary schools so that children can have a better grasp on english and romance languages.
   
2. Keep abortion fully legal. I'm with Jay and Silent Bob on this one; a woman's body is her own business.
   
3. Completely reform government spending so money isn't being thrown down the drain on irrelevant paper shuffling.

[DoTheFandango]

1) Go to Africa and become a missionary
2) End abortion
3) Little things I can do already - community service, praying for people, helping homeless people, and etc etc.

The best way to end abortion is to give people no reason to regret having a kid.

AKA KILL YOURSELF.

[Ilya]

needs more vagina.

[Krusnik]

1. Get rid of Bush
2. Change World Visions way of doing things. They give you services in return of becoming a christian. They pray on people on poor people all over the world, and ask for donations. World Vision in my mind = The Jehova witnesses who go doorstep to doorstep annoying people.
3. Kill every politician that was involved in a scandal in Canada.

[DoTheFandango]

If you killed every scandelous politician in the USA, then there would be no politicians.

[404 Not Found]

Have a limit to terms of which one in politics can remain in office, such as a senator or congressman. Tired of these lifelong politicians that can pass laws on issues they have absolutely no interest as well as background knowledge in since they have no exposure. Yet receive a government pension and medical plan that is free and extensive way beyond the avg. taxpaying citizen.

Start encouraging and adding benefits to those who farm instead of taxing the families and paying them not to grow on there land. The U.S. Govt. will pay farmers not to grow, yet we always hear of famine and malnutrition in a world wide growing epedemic. Allow the farmers to keep their families land, instead of taxing them after the father or whomever passes away, to such a point they must sell and have a strip mall or Wallmart placed on the farm.

Have all schools teach a mandatory relegion class, that would expose all students to all forms of relegions with there origins and beleifs, in an attempt to create an educated individual that would have a greater understanding and compassion to everyones relegion around them. Ignorance levels could be cut in 1/2!

On a different note on the abortion issue...those that are for making this illegal....what would you do if you where raped by Brian Peppers or your Father or Brother. This would be if abortion is illegal...NO EXCEPTIONS! Tell me you wouldn't do a back alley coat hanger option? And if caught...those that are for making it illegal...if they ever had one...they should be jailed for life...even if it was there fathers or Brian Peppers! I agree that it should not be used as a means of birth control, yet this is why there should be education on contraception of which the catholic church is against and sex education, of which many relegions find repulsive...so what do you do? Keep it legal and a womans rite!!!!

Almost forgot...it's always ok if you rape a young boy and your a priest, or so it would seem, since the church likes to cover these things up. A problem of immense size here in the States that leads a trail of deception all the way up to the Cardinals.

[eehh]

less socialists
less religious people
less faggots

[Mr. Peanuts]

fucking nazi

[eehh]

2. Invent horizontal toasters so I can have cheese-on-toast without burning it

im sure this will tickle your fantasy:

[eehh]

fucking nazi

why? just because i have another political conviction than socialism (communism), because im not religious or that i hate faggots? (or all?)