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  • #61
    Originally posted by Ashlee
    jesus, lucky bitch! Nothing special happened on my sweet sixteen except the promise to choose a car six months after I got my license.
    I got absolutely nothing except £2,000.

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    • #62
      Happy Birthday Panda

      Here's an emoticon I picked up off devArt for those 15 pictures of you..


      "There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?"
      .Halo.

      Y'know... if you were any stupider, I swear death by laughter would be a real medical occurance.

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      • #63
        I don't even remember my 16th birthday. I barely remember what I had for dinner yesterday.

        :fear: edit: Shit, what did I have?
        Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Ashlee
          afk moving to Connecticut, it's closer
          CT, represent.
          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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          • #65
            Originally posted by jesus=terrorist
            Mommy...daddy...where do babies come from?
            Come here and pull down your pants so I can show you
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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            • #66
              Amazing! You guys have legal age for sex??
              Legal age here for buying smokes, buying drinks and having sex is... well you just need to be alive
              This beautifull country of mine has no legal age for nothing except driving and voting, wich is 18 for both ^-^
              A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.

              Cyrano de Bergerac

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              • #67
                My parents forgot my 18th birthday and booked a holiday over it, thanks
                Originally posted by Facetious
                edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts
                  I got absolutely nothing except £2,000.
                  2 grand on your 16th?

                  pff rich kids.
                  LoPIST> i have tons of leet freinds

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                  • #69
                    Nah I'm joking,

                    I got nothing

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                    • #70
                      Zeus, no one cares about the 18th

                      3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
                      3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
                      3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

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                      1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
                      1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

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                      tim> .?squad tim
                      BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
                      Squad: timo<3ashlee

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                      MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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                      • #71
                        I CARE ABOUT MY 18TH BIRTHDAY!
                        Originally posted by Facetious
                        edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Ashlee
                          Zeus, no one cares about the 18th
                          who wouldn't? it means you can legally have gay sex!

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by DoTheFandango
                            CT, represent.
                            werd
                            Big Chill

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                            • #74
                              i kissed the girl i liked on my 18th birthday
                              or she kissed me
                              kinda hazy :fear:
                              duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

                              Mattey> put me in corch

                              zidane> go kf urself pork

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                              • #75
                                You sure it wasn't Peter in drag?

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