i hate my friend

[BleakFuture]

Just stick it to him straight, don't mess about or anything. Just come out and ask why he's being such a douche lately. Tell him that you don't like it, and it's ruining your friendship. If he has any mental capacity to realize that his actions are making you not like him, and that he wants to keep you as a friend, he'd try to change/just not be so douche-like. Just be honest and don't try to joke about it, stick it to him straight and he'll have to make a decision.

[Theif of Time]

I had a friend like that. We really don't talk anymore... he developed a crush on my girlfriend, they became friends (I don't know how this worked...), me and my girlfriend broke up, but they're still friends. He's suicidal and tells her all about it (Yeah, cos she really wants to know... especially because she's got her own depression and is in a pretty delicate mental state anyway, he just tells her that at least she doesn't have it as bad as he does)

So anyway, we do NOT talk anymore, which is fine by me. If through some freak accident I was forced to spend time with him, I'd tell him to get a grip on himself and stop dragging everyone else down.

Theres not many people who can make me truly angry, but he's one of them. Ok, partly cos I still care for my ex and he's driving her insane, but he really doesn't have the most likeable personality.
I know people all have their own problems, but i respect those who can hold it in and don't complain all the time about it.

[Ilya]

be like "listen bitch, buy me shit or we're through"

if he doesnt buy you shit, you have a completely valid reason to tell him to fuck off and he wont be able to say anything about it

[Ilya]

or

when he tries to give you a highfive, just stare at him

[Zabuza]

i saw ilya post, and im like "cool thread, must...post!"

so like yeah, i hate my friend too

[Nosey]

ask him for a blowjob, this way he'll be asking people how to not be your friend... and if he gives you one, tell him you're not gay and he wont ever talk to you again

[Zabuza]

what? thats sexy

[Mulkero]

Some people just don't go together as roommates (does the word really mean two people are living in the same room or is it just another word for flatmat?). I agree with people here who suggested talking to him, that should help a bit. I like to think people don't born with a need to argue, the need grows from something else, like depression or frustration which both can be cured. Through this he could also lose weight and become a more stable person. But if you think he's not worth your time and effort, there's no obligation that orders you to help.

I've met a lot of depressed people who find it very hard to be happy even if the situation would allow it and a bit selflisly I decided not to stand actions like that. I have my own problems which I handle myself and I don't put the weight on other people. Thus, I like to keep away from other people's depressions at least after the point where it comes annoying to me, though trying not to make it worse. I know some people have mental diseases which cause them to be sad all the time and my advice would always be to seek professional help. I guess after a few dead end relationships with people who can't put a head or tale to their lives I've learned to avoid them and seek people who are 'fully working'.

Of course this means I seem to have less friends who, of course, need me less. But that's something you get used to.

[Zabuza]

what are friends really? Laury, 28 will now find out that her friends are a figment of her imagination, today on...

THE TWILIGHT ZONE! DUNUNUNUNUNU

[Dealt]

Give him the URL to this post.

[Jeenyuss]

ask him for a blowjob, this way he'll be asking people how to not be your friend... and if he gives you one, tell him you're not gay and he wont ever talk to you again

you're theory has flaws. what if za goph liked it?

[Zabuza]

stab him in the head with a pitchfork

[Facetious]

ill tell you, doing nothing and hoping he'll get the hint probably wont solve the problem anytime soon.

I've never had a situation that drastic to deal with, but freshman year, one of my good friends had a roommate that didnt really make any friends of his own, because he considered us his group of friends. The thing was, none of us really liked him, but we werent exactly cruel enough to spell it out, we just figured if we never called him, and rarely picked up his calls, he'd figure it out and make new friends (he wasn't a terrible human being like your "friend" seems to be, he was just really awkward and didn't share our sense of humor really) It took the kid literally 7-8 months to figure it out, and we all just ended up feeling really bad, 5-6 of us would be hanging out and he would literally call all of our cell phones and nobody would pick up. He ended up joining a fraternity and making new friends, and now when I see him I can say "hi" or whatever and it's not awkward or anything. So, if you want to take the high road and just sort of ignore the guy without being blatantly mean, your problem will be solved within the year, I guarantee.

Still though, sounds like the guy needs professional help, and clearly, dealing with him for a year is way too long. Personally, if I somehow got stuck in a relationship like that, I'd let him down firmly, but not in a mean way. Tell him why you liked him when you first met him, and that you think at his core, he's a good guy, but his behavior is too erratic to feel like you can trust him, or something along those lines.

[Zabuza]

ffs stop writting long posts my brain cant handle it

[BleakFuture]

Walk into the room and say "Everyone here who want's (insert friend's name here) to mess off, raise your hand" then promptly raise your hand.

this is especially fun when its just you and them in the room