Karma : the proof it exists

[Pressure Drop]

A few weeks ago i was in my local post office and i took an envelope and went and posted a letter and said
"post this and the envelope as well"
being a poorly constructed sentence the woman only charged me for the stamp and not for the 14p envelope as well.
And i thought fuck it i don't care and left.

Then last week i got on the buss and its normaly 1.20 but it can be anywhere from 1-1.50, i handed teh driver 1.20 and said "abbeycentre", which was where i wanted to go.I thought the screen came up 1 so i was expecting 20p back and the driver put the pound in then hesitated and then went to put the 20p in as well and then hesitated then put it in. I thought this was strange and when i sat down i looked at my ticket and it said 1 so my driver had just stolen 20p Then i thought fuck it i don't really care. KARMA !!!!

[BleakFuture]

Creepy.
I threw a candy wrapper in my roomate's room, and noone picked it up for a week. Until last night, when I slipped on it and crashed into the wall.

It was funny, and I'm surprised I wasn't hurt, but it was damn freaky to watch apparentally. Looked like I was dead afterwards.

[Pressure Drop]

Creepy.
I threw a candy wrapper in my roomate's room, and noone picked it up for a week. Until last night, when I slipped on it and crashed into the wall.

It was funny, and I'm surprised I wasn't hurt, but it was damn freaky to watch apparentally. Looked like I was dead afterwards.

ooooo it's everywhere

[ZeUs!!]

I just won an argument with someone but now she's threatening to sleep in a seperate bed - karma

[BleakFuture]

I have the exact opposite problem zeus.

[ZeUs!!]

You've lost an argument but she's threatening to sleep with you? Did you blackmail her?

[BleakFuture]

Heh, that's funny. Threatening to sleep with me.

[Dameon Angell]

I fixed a customer's DVD at work, then when I came back with the fixed disc, she then said she wanted her money back instead and that I was a horrible person ....

Yup, Karma is bullshit.

[BleakFuture]

Oh I had a customer like that last week.
His mailbox was full, he didn't want any of the emails in it, and didn't want to delete and recreate his mailbox by himself.
So I put him on hold, deleted it and recreated it with the exact password, etc on it.

So I came back on and told him what I did, and he flipped out and was calling me an idiot and shit. I felt bad, but just for a minute, the guy was being a lunatic. Instead of letting the technician(me) do what he's being paid to do and has been trained to do, and listening to me, he was under the assumption that anytime you recreate things, it causes more problems than it solves. Truth be told, it actually solves more problems than it causes, at least in this case. We recreate everything.
Of course, I could have done it another way which would have been just as easy, and it would've pertained exactly to what the guy wanted, but he didn't explain his situation well enough.
So then I told him that, and he hung up on me :grin:

[Jeenyuss]

Several weeks ago Martha Cunningham (the wife of my best friend Taylor Cunningham) was dropping off one of my wife's tupperware containers because my wife (Haylie) had forgotten it at the Cunninghams', anyway I asked her if she would like coffee and one thing led to another. Before I realized it I was entwined in an affair with my best friend's wife. Last Friday while my wife was supposed to be at her bowling club Martha and I were committing adultery in the shower... Haylie found Martha and I committing adultery passionately and pleasureful for the both of us

~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~

And the next thing you know, I'm committing adultery with both of them in the jacuzzi

~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~

Karma's a bitch.

[BleakFuture]

Damn you Karma for ruining jeen's perfectly normal affair.

p.s. whats' the "_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_" for

[Ilya]

TELL IT TO YOUR BLOG, BITCH

[Jeenyuss]

YOU DON'T MEAN IT DO YOU?~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~~'\_--_/'~ progresses the story and makes it look more like a formal essay

[ZeUs!!]

Heh, that's funny. Threatening to sleep with me.

I still have absolutely no idea what you're talking about

[BleakFuture]

I was looking for something funny to say, so I said:

Originally posted by Moi
I have the exact opposite problem zeus.

When you responded, I thought you were joking, so I said

Originally posted by Me
Heh, that's funny. Threatening to sleep with me.

I think we're on different pages. -_-