Original Jokes?

[StarKitty]

Post some "original" jokes... I want something that i haven't seen/heard ten bazillion times...

:P

[Ilya]

knock knock
whos there
ya
ya who?
dot com

[Dealt]

knock knock
whos there
ya
ya who?
dot com

[StarKitty]

<_<

[Superted]

An alien comes to Earth, goes into bar and shouts 'drinks on me!' So at the end of the night the bar-wench approaches him and says 'that'll be 236 pounds and 47 pence please.' The alien looks at her and replies, 'have you got change for a Zoink?'.

[Superted]

This little boy goes to reception and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This little boy then goes to primary school first year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This little boy goes to primary second year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This little boy goes to primary third year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This little boy goes to primary fourth year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This little boy goes to primary fifth year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This little boy goes to primary sixth year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This young boy goes to secondary first year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This young boy goes to secondary second year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This young boy goes to secondary third year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This young boy goes to secondary fourth year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This young boy goes to secondary fifth year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This young lad goes to college first year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the lad does good and when it comes to the end of the year the lad asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The lad looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This young lad goes to college second year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the lad does good and when it comes to the end of the year the lad asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The lad looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

(I'm going to skip uni)

A little while later the lad is involved in a car accident and is rushed to hospital. He's lying there on his death bed and his father visits him. He says 'I have to ask this son, what were all those ping balls for?' The lad replies 'It's fair of you to ask, you see I asked for all of this ping pong balls because..' and then he died.

[eehh]

he used them for buttplugs.. btw, the kid is zabuza

[Dealt]

fufiygbou

I use them for buttplugs..

btw, the kid is eehehehehehe

[StarKitty]

This little boy goes to reception and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This little boy then goes to primary school first year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This little boy goes to primary second year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This little boy goes to primary third year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This little boy goes to primary fourth year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This little boy goes to primary fifth year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This little boy goes to primary sixth year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This young boy goes to secondary first year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This young boy goes to secondary second year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This young boy goes to secondary third year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This young boy goes to secondary fourth year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This young boy goes to secondary fifth year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the boy does good and when it comes to the end of the year the boy asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The boy looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This young lad goes to college first year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the lad does good and when it comes to the end of the year the lad asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The lad looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

This young lad goes to college second year and his dad says to him 'if you do good, i'll give you whatever you want.' So the lad does good and when it comes to the end of the year the lad asks for a ping pong ball. Fair enough, the Father gives him a ping ball and says 'I have to ask, what's the ping pong ball for?' The lad looks at him and says 'I'll tell you later.'

(I'm going to skip uni)

A little while later the lad is involved in a car accident and is rushed to hospital. He's lying there on his death bed and his father visits him. He says 'I have to ask this son, what were all those ping balls for?' The lad replies 'It's fair of you to ask, you see I asked for all of this ping pong balls because..' and then he died.

Rofl... that's similar to a joke i heard that goes on forever and it the guy dies at the end. But it ends, "and the moral of the story is; Don't cross the road unless the little man shows green" - Discworld style :wub:

[Wil]

How do you know a woman has been using your computer?


There is tip-ex on the screen

[StarKitty]

^-^
I never put Tip Ex on my scrn screen

[Arikel]

How do you know 2 women have been using the sme computer!?

No i don't write over tip ex :grin:

[Pandagirl!]

If you're addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers, can you quit cold turkey?


What does the male sheep say to the female sheep when he wants to mate?
I want ewe.

[BleakFuture]

What does the male sheep say to the female sheep when he wants to mate?
I want ewe.

that was so bad I think you gave my cancer.

j/k its amusing

[Pandagirl!]

I think it's awesome!