Original Jokes?

[Zabuza]

OK, There was a guy, and he was at a restaurant with a big group so he starts telling this joke about black people, so then when he like "WAM -insert pun here-" and everyone starts laughing really loud, and then he says "Wow, no one ever laughed to hard at that joke" so then the family says "Well maybe when you told it to them there wasn't a black family sitting behind you!

Hahahaha... haha.. ooh, ha..haha.. ha, well thats it.

[StarKitty]

Rofl.. i like that one

[Wil]

The doctor says to George Best 'Do you want the good news or bad news?'

George says, 'Give me the bad news'

Doctor says, 'You've got 1 hr to live'

George says, 'Whats the good news?'

Doctor says, 'It's happy hr!!'

[Dealt]

The doctor says to George Best 'Do you want the good news or bad news?'

George says, 'Give me the bad news'

Doctor says, 'You've got 1 hr to live'

George says, 'Whats the good news?'

Doctor says, 'It's happy hr!!'

too soon?

[Zabuza]

The doctor says to George Best 'Do you want the good news or bad news?'

George says, 'Give me the bad news'

Doctor says, 'You've got 1 hr to live'

George says, 'Whats the good news?'

Doctor says, 'It's happy hr!!'

Here in TW.... EVERY HOUR IS HAPPY HOUR! =D

[Superted]

too soon?

Definitly, it's days off his funeral yet.

[Squeezer]

Please God....and Zeus....Don't ban me for this

Why don't black people dream anymore?

Because the last one that did got shot

[Zabuza]

Rofl

Hot damn! that goes perfect with my joke! POST MERGE!


OK, There was a guy, and he was at a restaurant with a big group so he starts telling this joke

"Why don't black people dream anymore?

Because the last one that did got shot"

So then when he like "WAM -insert pun here-" and everyone starts laughing really loud, and then he says "Wow, no one ever laughed to hard at that joke" so then the family says "Well maybe when you told it to them there wasn't a black family sitting behind you!




Thanks squeezer

[Dealt]

Because the last one that did got shot

oo provided a sly smile :fear:

[StarKitty]

Definitly, it's days off his funeral yet.

I thought it was still pretty funny.... I'm sure he'd rather people celebrated his life than mourned his death..

[PjOtTeR]

I thought it was still pretty funny.... I'm sure he'd rather people celebrated his life than mourned his death..

The day he died everyone should have drank a few litres of beer in honour of him, i sure as hell did.

[StarKitty]

Actually, that night i remember tonnes of drunken idiots singing Georgey Best at 1 in the morning.. hooray for 24hr drinking \o/
I'm sure he would have approved.. Or joined in..

[the grouch]

Dave walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Dave with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!", says Dave, "When are you going out?"

"Well, I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible.", says Dave.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest, sexiest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

Paul slumps back over the bar again. "I kicked her in the face."

[Arikel]

Dave walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Dave with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!", says Dave, "When are you going out?"

"Well, I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible.", says Dave.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest, sexiest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

Paul slumps back over the bar again. "I kicked her in the face."

5 out of 5

[StarKitty]

5 out of 5

Agreed that one made me laugh :grin: