What do you look for in a girl?

[Ilya]

i havent put my waterhose in the golden castle yet either

[Ilya]

Arikel you are going to die alone

love,
ilyaz

[syzygy]

Oh and having a more interests besides girls, cars and beer would be nice to, but i guess im asking to much

that's gotta be the only place i fit in

syzygy needs to get laid to clear his head

that must be the tenth time i've heard that this semester (the other nine times having been spoken by my roommate). sex is the last thing on my mind, and my roommate finds it hard to believe that i have more female friends than male. if i ever had a girlfriend, i'd be happy to just hold her, rather than 'be inside her.'

[Ilya]

what did one tampon say to the other?

see you next period

[Pandagirl!]

Why are we still discussing this?
-I won't date complete idiots
-I'll only date people who are as smart as/smarter than me
-I've never dated or liked someone who was a complete idiot or dumber than me

Does that clarify it? I don't know how else to put it really. I've really only dated 2 guys. One for about 8 months, and he was a freaking genius. Now we're just friends. The guy I'm currently dating I dated for a year and a half, then we were friends for a few months, now we're dating again. He's pretty smart too, but not as smart as my first boyfriend.

[RATTY...]

Ah oh well my list on what i seek in a man ^-^ huge i guess!! anyway i think ill give it a shot!

Must have very good taste and be able to stand out in the crowd in a positive way.
Must have a good sense of humor and should know how to not get himself embaressed...
Must be ambitious.
Should like house music and to go to the same clubs i go otherwise he would be feeling apart when i go out.
Must love me and know me very well.
Must be good at cuddles and kisses and...
Must have a nice self esteem but should not be to much full of himself.
Must have a great phisique but not over exercised muscles.
Should be intelligent and witty.
Must shave himself daily.
Must smell good.
Should not be dependant of me in monetary issues.
Sharing some of my points of view in some issues would be an added bonus but not a prerequisite as long as his choices were informed ones and he ould support them in a discussion.
Oh and having a more interests besides girls, cars and beer would be nice to, but i guess im asking to much
Well that's pretty much the most important things in a really sumarized version.

You're crazy Ari :P

[DoTheFandango]

Why are we still discussing this?
-I won't date complete idiots
-I'll only date people who are as smart as/smarter than me

THIS REDUCES THE POSSIBILITIES IMMENSELY FROM 2.5 BILLION to 2.499999999 BILLION

[syzygy]

what happened to the other 700 million males in the world?

[DoTheFandango]

They are gay.

[PjOtTeR]

Has to be better looking then me.
Doesn't have to be smarter then me cause that is nearly impossible, but must not be dumb, you have to be able to get normall conversations.
Must like sex
Must not have any SOA's
Must not expect anal sex
Must like giving bj's
Must shave (below)
Must have a big enough vagine for my dong to fit in (can ruine your night)
Must like to do the household
Must not expect me to give her gifts
Must be able to pay for her own stuff
Must like to drink beer
Has to have nice tits ( Not too big nor too small, not hanging and has to have small nipples)
Must not be religious
Must be less of a slut then
Must smell good
Must not be too tall nor too short
Must look at me like i'm some sort of god

That's about it....
However, 1 nighters like only have to have 2 tits and a vagina and that's about it...

[Twerp]

Dumber than me because at my school, the only girls that are smarter are nerds and very ugly.

Oh, and she must not be fat or obese.

[Subjugation]

She must have 2 vaginas and at least 3 boobs.

That's right people---me likes 'em conjoined.

[Facetious]

that must be the tenth time i've heard that this semester (the other nine times having been spoken by my roommate). sex is the last thing on my mind, and my roommate finds it hard to believe that i have more female friends than male. if i ever had a girlfriend, i'd be happy to just hold her, rather than 'be inside her.'

no shit you have a lot of friends that are girls if youre willing to put up with them without wanting sex, thats pretty much unheard of.

pandagirl, i was just lightheartedly making fun of you for the way you phrased that statement, and this guy tried to get into a battle of wits WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING MASTER and FAILED

[DoTheFandango]

sex is the last thing on my mind, and my roommate finds it hard to believe that i have more female friends than male. if i ever had a girlfriend, i'd be happy to just hold her, rather than 'be inside her.'

hjfsadkfhaskjh;

That was your masculinity committing suicide.

[Miku19]

Agreed.