Santa = Satan

[Mulkero]

Santa is in Finland! Has always been!

[ZeUs!!]

I'm wikipediaing everything from now on

[PaulOakenfold]

You're joking right? It's not April 1st yet Tone, or has someone made a thread poking fun at your other threads, by hacking into your name? You have actually made me laugh hard enough that my ass has detatched from me.

Next time I see Holly I'll point out to everyone that they're thorns.
Next time I see a circular frame around someone, I'll point out that it's actually a halo.

On another note

[Pyros]

No he was altered by Coke (much like Kate Moss).
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Lol

[Gwen]

On another note[/QUOTE]
HOLY CRAP. thats the coolest thing ive ever seen :greedy:

[Bioture]

Oh wow those bible verses were soooo not taken out of context! I didn't see it that way, honest! Thanks for making my holidays a lot more corporeal this year!

Edit: Someone please help this man with his ignorance.

[Dealt]

omg it is satan

[NaiLed]

I disagree, that is an urban legend.
First, Coke was invented in by Dr. John Stith Pemberton in 1886.

Santas of many colors (clothes) were around from about 1840 until 1860.
But in 1885 a guy named Louis Prang began printing Christmas cards with Santa in all red.

"As The New York Times reported on 27 November 1927:
A standardized Santa Claus appears to New York children. Height, weight, stature are almost exactly standardized, as are the red garments, the hood and the white whiskers. The pack full of toys, ruddy cheeks and nose, bushy eyebrows and a jolly, paunchy effect are also inevitable parts of the requisite make-up."

Coke first began using Santa in the 1930's.

Zeus has fallen prey to a urban legend!

way to go posting this AFTER i tell my family

[Mobey]

[Riesen]

government sponsored tracking of satan

Awesome, do they track the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and Mother Goose, too?

Edit = Ellipses. You use them in quotes to show that you omitted some part of the whole text, usually an unimportant part of it. I guess in Tone's mind, all the stuff about "Ho, ho..." from the Bible should be omitted due to lack of importance or truth. So, to the moron that said Tone should learn how to read, maybe you should first take your own advice before you declare yourself a professor in English. Thanks asshole, now shut the fuck up. (That goes equally for Tone)

Also, if I were Tone, it would've read like this "The Bible...the end". You can't take anything from the Bible and call it proof. That'd be like me taking something from Three Billy Goat's Gruff and calling it proof.

[Troll King]

A lot of what Tone omitted with the ellipses completely changed the context of the quotation. That's an improper use of ellipses.

[Riesen]

A lot of what Tone omitted with the ellipses completely changed the context of the quotation. That's an improper use of ellipses.

Not in his view. That was my point. They're all stupid because they're arguing this topic. So what's the difference?

Santa isn't real. Neither is Satan. End of mother-fucking story.

[ZeUs!!]

A lot of what Tone omitted with the ellipses completely changed the context of the quotation. That's an improper use of ellipses.

Yeah, motherfucker

[BleakFuture]

Not in his view. That was my point. They're all stupid because they're arguing this topic. So what's the difference?

Santa isn't real. Neither is Satan. End of mother-fucking story.

If Satan isnt real then how are you located in his asshole

[froedrick]

I wish I was a mod. Every thread tone made I would lock and warn him for. Thank god I'm not a mod I guess.