Life flashing before my eyes

[Spliffing]

OMFG ok i was walking out of my house to go to college, i went to cross the road, and i was abou to get run over by some bastard chav listening to prodigy (i have nothing against prodigy but chavs are a different matter, for those of you that dont no a chav is like a townie gangster) and another car came out of nowhere and smashed into the chavs car, so i was saved by a car crash! it was really wierd

[Fire Blade]

Welcome to the real world.

[Spliffing]

no the real world iss worse than that, i have been stabbed just because im a goth, note it was by a chav wich fuels my hatred to them more, lol i hated him so much, i broke his nose, and chin in boxing, then cast black amgic on him lol, it only works if you believe it though

[Fire Blade]

nice one.

[Spliffing]

what me getting stabbed lol, it hurt quite a lot, although i have a cool scar now lol

[Fire Blade]

How cool, i really respect you for that swa, no sarcasm intended.

[Riesen]

i have been stabbed just because im a goth

Hahahahaha.

[Spliffing]

Thank you fire, but Riesen, can you please tell me what is funny about this concept, as it angers me immenesly when people laugh at others misfortunes, ow fuck you better not be a damn chav lol

[Facetious]

alright, get ready.

i, facetious, am going to grow my reputation as the guy who says what everyone is thinking

WHAT THE BLUE FUCK IS A CHAV? JESUS CHRIST!

[ZeUs!!]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav
http://www.urbandictionary.com/images.php?imageid=34261
http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/ar...cs_160742.html

They come from families who are on benefits. They hang around bus stops, swearing at people walking past and being the scum of society

[Superted]

[Riesen]

Thank you fire, but Riesen, can you please tell me what is funny about this concept, as it angers me immenesly when people laugh at others misfortunes, ow fuck you better not be a damn chav lol

I was laughing at the fact that you're a "goth" and being a "goth" got you stabbed. It's hilarious.

[Material Girl]

Oh my gosh, the chavs. I was reading RADAR mag a while back, and they had this two page spread depicting the 'chav' in all it's glory. Think of a woman, with horribly thin eyebrows, smoking while she's pregnant at a bus stop.

I am not sure what we call the Canadian equivalent.

[RATTY...]

no the real world iss worse than that, i have been stabbed just because im a goth, note it was by a chav wich fuels my hatred to them more, lol i hated him so much, i broke his nose, and chin in boxing, then cast black amgic on him lol, it only works if you believe it though

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[Dant-Zu]

WHAT THE BLUE FUCK IS A CHAV? JESUS CHRIST!

If you had read his post you'd know Chav is like a townie gangster.