new years resolutions: what the fuck are yours?

[Ilya]

more vaginer
more food
get tanner
learn to swim
learn to play tennis
try to stop playing with my nail clipper so much
go to bahamas
read less People, US Weekly, InStyle, and Cosmopolitan magazines
"read" more FHM and Stuff magazines
kill all my e-friends
talk less about my weiner and/or peeing habits in public
stop throwing up so much (not bulimic)
use the urinal more often
shave more
fight people more
get more free shit
meet/fuck kaylie
make the internet better

[DoTheFandango]

You don't know how to SWIM!?

Come on Ilya. Go into a shallow pool, buy some swimmies and wade until you can do it without them.

[Ilya]

dude theres some fucked up shit in the water im not ashamed to admit im scared of it

fucking alligators and shit

i can swim anywhere my feet can touch the ground

[DoTheFandango]

Deep end of the pool.

[Ilya]

Deep end of the pool.

[Nickname]

Fuck a fat chick.

[Superted]

Improve my diet.

[Lemufa]

Find a way to lick my own balls.

[Lemufa]

Throw feces at Jerome's windows.

[ZeUs!!]

Go abroad

[Stultus]

- Quit Subspace

[Jeenyuss]

umm
*get a job
*get another pair of pants
*more outgoing i think
*learn to skate
*spend more time at my dad's
*learn to write cursive
*make a teelo league

[Richard Creager]

My new years resolution is to train Ilya (or make Zloy do it) for his upcoming bouts with his predominantly african american southern urban population.

[DoTheFandango]

Nerd Joke:

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[Ilya]

My new years resolution is to train Ilya (or make Zloy do it) for his upcoming bouts with his predominantly african american southern urban population.

i've been exploring more and more of the urban population these past few weekends and i must say, i am scared.

i went to the Georgia Aquarium last week in the city because i got a free ticket and i got tired of hearing the hype on the news of the "largest aquarium in the world" so i wanted to see it for myself

most unimpressive peice of shit in the world. only decent part was the jellyfish and sea otters

so anyway, as i was admiring the beauty of the Red-fined Tasmanian river fish, these fat black people push me out of the way because they were rushing to see some faggy shark.

dear black person who pushed me out of the way, its in an aquarium. its not going anywhere. take your fucking time.

african americans