new years resolutions: what the fuck are yours?

[Sebutone-]

to re-unite with ilya and make babies

[Volcs]

As an actual new years resolution I'm giving up pepsi (I'm wicked addicted) and other caffeinated sodas, and the word Fuck as an adjective. :P

[Ilya]

to re-unite with ilya and make babies

HOYL SWEETR MOTHER OF GOD

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where the FUCK oh my god its you

[za gophar]

i will continue to keep my resolution from 2 years ago, which was to wear a seatbelt in the car.

i will retry my resolution from 1 year ago, which was to be able to touch my toes while stretching my hamstrings. im not flexible.

this year, my resolution will be not to get sick all year.



by the way, dont use swimmies (chicken wings) if you are trying to learn how to swim. they wreak havoc on your form and hinder your progress immensely. learning how to swim if you dont know by the time you're an adult is half about guts, half about toning the right muscles. you need to find someone to teach you.

[Ilya]

when i was little this bitch tried to teach me and she had her hands under my stomach as i floated and then she let go and i sank and that is why i murdered her

[Riesen]

Here's my Ten Resolutions (I always make ten, no more, no less. I also have OCD)

1. Stop being obsessive-compulsive.
2. Stop being fat.
3. Stop not being in a band.
4. Stop being unemployed.
5. Stop smoking, completely.
6. Stop being lazy.
7. Stop my tendancy to not act on my creative impulses.
8. Stop getting into pointless and ridiculous arguments on the internet.
9. Stop putting off going to Improv School.
10. Stop being coy and unreasonably retarded in job interviews.

[project dragon]

when i was little this bitch tried to teach me and she had her hands under my stomach as i floated and then she let go and i sank and that is why i murdered her

That is a very justified murder, Ilya.

[RoDNeY]

2. Stop being fat.

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[Sebutone-]

1:IlyaZ> I used to think I had a pet porcupine but it turned out to be a pile of leaves in the snow

[Subjugation]

Score.
Binge.
Quit.

Repeat next year.

[Facetious]

sea otters are nowhere near as cool as river otters

[uranium]

1. Get in better shape
2. Get laid
3. Get this girl with big ass titties to atleast let me see them
4. Masturbate less
That's it

[Twerp]

Take more risks.

[Ekko]

Have perfect skin

[Burzum]

Leave SS, finish my remaining exams, get my fucking life back on track.