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    Make kebab at home! You need:

    2 kg minced meat
    90 g aromatic salt
    ½ dl black pepper
    + different spices (chili, paprika)

    Mix those all with hand blender or blender. Then make it look like a bar. Then put it into folio. Then put it to oven (100 Celcius) and keep it there for four hours. Then take it off and don't open it for 20 minutes. Then open it and eat it with french fries, rice or pita bread. And sauce!

    Mmm it's so good. Made it second time today:

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  • #2
    that looks like a horrible potato

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    • #3
      i ate kebab today.. its awesome to eat after you've went out and your drunk. I just plainly love it
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      • #4
        its the most idiot invention ever. i think i never managed to eat one without having half of the sauce running over my clothes no matter how drunk i was. food you can only ear sober is no food. fucking shit im pissed! i ate one yesterday and not i gotta wash my clothes AGAIN

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        • #5
          I can eat a kebab without getting anything on me, is this a special talent?
          Originally posted by Facetious
          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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          • #6
            Learn to eat.
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            L K> taught u what?
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            • #7
              its no question of skill, its a question of design. they wrap it like idiots so this thing has always an hole at an unexpected place where the sauce can run out. <_<

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              • #8
                I can imagine that to taste pretty good.

                The kebab shop I used to go to when drunk was great, they'd wrap it really well, and they'd taste so good too. They're like £4.70 for a kebab and chips so I decided to go to another place, and have been eating £2.70 cheeseburger and chips ever since

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                • #9
                  add this to the recipe collection so I can find it.

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                  • #10
                    or you go to the really good shoarma place wich is just around the corner and get it there.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ZeUs!!
                      I can eat a kebab without getting anything on me, is this a special talent?
                      It's a special talent you can only discover when being completely pissed.
                      My town has three of the best kebab places in Holland! (= probably in the entire world). :]

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ZeUs!!
                        I can eat a kebab without getting anything on me, is this a special talent?
                        I bet you could like knit a quilt while playing space invaders with your toes, you drunakrd of drunks, you.
                        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                        • #13
                          I just love blue cheese burgers when drunk, had one yesterday aswell. Ahhhhh...the sensation! I want one now aswell :/
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                          • #14
                            I had one of those at a fair once.

                            There were good. Yep.
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                            • #15
                              <3 Kebabs

                              though i try to resist them now, i still find myself getting pissed and at a kebab shop
                              In my world,
                              I am King

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