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  • #91
    apology not accepted
    5:gen> man
    5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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    • #92
      Originally posted by Liquid Blue
      who cares lets all eat meat and cuddle. I got dibs on Zues and Face!
      Which one's the meat you want to eat and which one will you cuddle?

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      • #93
        Understood.
        Originally posted by Jeenyuss
        sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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        • #94
          LOL
          Last edited by Send; 04-27-2015, 03:38 AM.

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          • #95
            other way around
            5:gen> man
            5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Troll King
              Which one's the meat you want to eat and which one will you cuddle?
              Either situation is a win-win.
              My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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              • #97
                Well, you called dibs, but I thought they could do double duty and let someone else get some.

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                • #98
                  Dibs is acutually an acronym for Double Intercourse Butt Sex
                  Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                  sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by Troll King
                    Well, you called dibs, but I thought they could do double duty and let someone else get some.
                    Double, triple, the more the merrier - my butt is like Ratty's topics, the more people inside, the happier I become
                    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                    • #100
                      Originally posted by Liquid Blue
                      Double, triple, the more the merrier - my butt is like Ratty's topics, the more people inside, the happier I become
                      Drawing sucks
                      7:Randedl> afk, putting on makeup
                      1:Rough> is radiation an element?
                      8:Rasta> i see fro as bein one of those guys on campus singing to girls tryin to get in their pants $ ez
                      Broly> your voice is like a instant orgasm froe
                      Piston> I own in belim
                      6: P H> i fucked a dude in the ass once

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                      • #101
                        Stop teasing each other, THATS AN ORDER.
                        -Kawrae

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                        • #102
                          hey conc

                          peek-a-boo

                          i see you

                          viewing this thread
                          jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                          • #103
                            Originally posted by froedrick
                            Drawing sucks
                            your face sucks@!
                            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                            • #104
                              Fuck you lb, I had dibs on face.. I have been leaving subtle hints all over the forum, face is mine!

                              Aw tk.. you didn't reply to my pm..
                              Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                              • #105
                                lol I've started a war!
                                7:Randedl> afk, putting on makeup
                                1:Rough> is radiation an element?
                                8:Rasta> i see fro as bein one of those guys on campus singing to girls tryin to get in their pants $ ez
                                Broly> your voice is like a instant orgasm froe
                                Piston> I own in belim
                                6: P H> i fucked a dude in the ass once

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