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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
and hotter of courseOriginally posted by Liquid Blue
7:Randedl> afk, putting on makeup
1:Rough> is radiation an element?
8:Rasta> i see fro as bein one of those guys on campus singing to girls tryin to get in their pants $ ez
Broly> your voice is like a instant orgasm froe
Piston> I own in belim
6: P H> i fucked a dude in the ass onceComment
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Facetious
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im very glad to be getting the male attention i was jealous of ashlee for getting5:gen> man
5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednadyComment
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LOLOLOriginally posted by Facetious
Itz ok we still luv u :grin:Comment
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The animosity has trailed off in what can be represented in an exponential function flipped on the x-axis, in the third page.
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I didn't do itMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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EDIT: I have taken this out because I am ashamed, no offence Kim.Originally posted by KimLast edited by SkiTzO; 01-24-2006, 09:22 AM.Comment
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Haha, fag.Originally posted by SkiTzOComment
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Is there something wrong with me I can never tell who the fuck is female and who the fuck is male WTF:shock1:
If you are a bloke dont use pink or female avatars! Also dont act like a women just grow some balls.Why is it nowadays all the men have turned into david beckham fags. I mean wtf is up with that, eat meat and digrade women its that simple guys.Comment
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No, I think you were right the first time that there's something wrong with you.Comment
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:lol: ok I knew that was comingOriginally posted by Troll KingComment
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Offer still stands guysOriginally posted by hogo
FYI!Comment
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I'd prefer behind the bike sheds, btw...
+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++Originally posted by DislikedComment
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okOriginally posted by hogoOriginally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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