Good (and therefore bad) Puns

[Jeenyuss]

after having a heated discussion about literature and coming to a resolution saying "let's turn the page on that argument"

when you have diarreah or the flu and you overcome it and you feel better and you say "that illness has been flushed out of my system"

the second one took me a long time to remember, thank the lord i remembered it. if i hadn't you all would've been quite sad.

OKAY YOUR PUNS GOGOGOGO

[PolluX]

I still love these jokes, actually the situation was hilarious.
But in retrospec, it wasn't nice.

oiriginally posted by Wax
Since we seem to be aloud to tell sexist jokes....I guess I can start wipping out some racial ones?

http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=8580

[Twerp]

There is this friend of mine in band and he told me a story. During band class, this kid trips and lands on a symbol. Then the band teacher replied with, "You know that must be symbolic."

I hate puns.

[Colossos]

when you and a girl continually bump into each other in a restaurant and say "we have to stop eating like this"

this actually happened: i went up to a girl with an ice cube, and slammed it on the bar, and said "just breaking the ice". needless to say, i didn't get laid that night.

[Twerp]

this actually happened: i went up to a girl with an ice cube, and slammed it on the bar, and said "just breaking the ice". needless to say, i didn't get laid that night.

You actually thought you would?

[Pressure Drop]

http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=21712

[NaiLed]

"i stand corrected"
"...said the man in the orthpaedic shoes"

and i remember there was another thread on this, TK had a good real life pun

[Jeenyuss]

What the fuck? God damnit.

[Kyace]

What the fuck? God damnit.

You lose; good day, sir.

[Facetious]

this actually happened: i went up to a girl with an ice cube, and slammed it on the bar, and said "just breaking the ice". needless to say, i didn't get laid that night.

i think that could work

[Scurvy]

i think that could work

never.

[Subjugation]

Donkey punch a girl and say, "You must feel like a jackass!"

[WuTang420]

The Weasel was shrunk when the ship radius setting was introduced to the game. I think it had a lot to do with the fact that it seemed cool at the time and that it fit (no pun) the role of being a sneaky ship.

rofl i read this post by Used Ink immediately after reading this thread

[Theif of Time]

An engineer was inspected a crane. A pinion broke, and the entire crane crashed to the ground.
When the owner asked what went wrong, he said "Its a matter of a pinion..."