Be Yourself

[T3l Ca7]

You're a smelly pirate hooker.

I didn't know pirates needed hookers. I thought they came ashore and raped young, pretty villagers whenever they got the chance.

I didn't know pirates were willing to pay for anything, let alone a hooker.

P.S. women were considered bad luck on board so there was little chance for them to keep hookers on their ships.

[ZeUs!!]

Its an Anchorman quote, brainiac

[PH]

I love that thread. It's so much better than having to pick fights with Spastic members.

I am prepared to mud wrestle you and every last one of your kind.

[Zerzera]

hmmm mud, that changes things :turned:

[DoTheFandango]

I would consider "American" a dialect of English.

[Superted]

Since Sunday i've been trying to refrain myself from swearing or posting anything sarcastic or something that may offend someone (among other things). That's why I haven't posted since Sunday.

[D.A.C.]

Dont you open that TRAP DOOR!!! cuz theres something down there.

[Mr. Peanuts]

i type in lower case when i cant be arsed trying.

like rightn ow

[Squeezer]

I'm addicted to the song "Little Man" by Atmosphere

And I usually don't like rap.

[Material Girl]

Valentine's Day?

[Subjugation]

I think Zeus was being sarcastic, because it would be wierd for grammar to be the place where he makes his stand---instead of the trolling, racism, or homophobia we normally see floating around.

this f is specialee for u

[Da1andonly]

I just watched AVP. Hadn't seen it in ~2 years about. I want a predator as a friend aswell!

When the predator was...eh...gurgling at the woman, I was sure he would whip out an enormous black penis


it didn't happen tho!

[ZeUs!!]

1. Good post, Zeus...although I think that every individuals' (WHERE DOES THE APOSTROPHE GO IN THIS CONTEXT?) sense of humor is molded by little bits and pieces of outside influence at some point.

Immitation is the highest form of flattery, everyone picks up funny stuff that other people say, but not to the extent that we've got a population of clones. One of the latest cool words to go around the country at the moment is 'legendary'. Its been cool to say legendary for a few years now, and I was at the supermarket buying my dinner tonight, I give the guy behind the till my money and he goes "thats legendary". I'm standing there thinking 'I've just given you £2.75, hows that legendary?'

[Theif of Time]

variation on that:
"Dude, you're a foot."
"Huh?"
"You're a leg end."

[Pearl Jam]

"Huh?"