Americans going on holiday

[PaulOakenfold]

Go watch Supersize me, and crawl outta that little box u call america and take a look for once.

But the guy is also extremely proud to live in America... hmmm....

[3e_]

[thesearcher]

and suicide bombers are extremely proud of what they do, what does that prove, just that they are misguided.

EDIT: LMAO at that pic.... so sexy, give me a fit bird with not perfect teeth, over that, any day.

[Facetious]

why is it 90% of the british people on these forums can only get an erection if they criticize our country first? "england owns america"? what kind of cocktail of hallocinogins are you on?

objectively though, british women seem to be some of the ugliest on earth. some of our women may be overweight but most american women have the potential to be attractive. british women seem to have those fucking weird wide british faces and horrible skin/teeth.

[PaulOakenfold]

We always have this talk about fat people, and after a while of arguing, most Americans think, 'wait a second, I wouldn't say the majority of girls i know and/or hang out are fat, and come to think of it, I don't know a single obese person that look like any of thse people in the pictures claiming that they are in fact Americans and not Europeans... so what the hell are these statistics saying?.... OH i get it! It's those recluse rednecks that inhabbit so much of our country, but are almost entirely a different country (so to speak, i'm a little drunk, work with me here), and also make NASCAR (seriously, wtf? i don't even get that on my local channels around here) the number 1 spectator in sport in the world, this is also the longest sentence in the world and I'm almost out of breath because this is in quotes and that means I'm saying this at loud.'

[SEAL]

why shouldnt we be proud of our history? - learn about our history. There is not much to be proud of, we have been some racist, manivupalivie (whatever im 2 drunk to spell) people.

Ow and NL is older than usa - yes, read my sentence but not MUCH older. what are we talking about, in historic years? A few years, thats nothing compared to a real history, for example the jews..
having an american girlfriend i must say i have lost quite some battle (not the war!!) about this argue so i would suggest learn some detail instead of the basic shit we learn.

- how else did we discovered NY - we didn't dude, its a fairtale the dutch would like to believe. again, learn history. ive lost -A- battle with this (not THE). and why oh why did we "sell it for 1 dollar?" (hence quote since this is partly fictive too). smart move..

HAPPY QUEENSDAY!!! BY THE WAY, LONG LIVE THE - DUTCH - QYEEN

[Vykromond]

will you pay for me so i can go to a chinese whorehouse

sure, i'll come along as well

[Vykromond]

encapsulation of this thread

YOU ARE NOT YOUR COUNTRY

STOP TAKING THINGS SO FUCKING PERSONALLY

YOU FUCKING RETARDS

SHUT UP

SHUT UP

SHUT UP

SHUT UP

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[PaulOakenfold]

but seriously vyk... AMERICA FUCK YEAH HERE AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH.... just agree ONTHATKTHNX

[Squeezer]

English people have bad teeth

[Mr. Peanuts]

I actually discovered USA so all of you can shut up

[Mantra-Slider]

make NASCAR the number 1 spectator in sport in the world

bigger than football? are you sure?

[Bilbo]

Foreigners are so cute. I just want to go over there and buy all the poor, hungry foreign people iPods because then their life can be as good as mine.

You're more than welcome to come here and give me an ipod.

[404 Not Found]

In Europe, at least 135 million EU citizens suffer from overweight or obesity. In many
countries more than half of the adult population is overweight and up to 30% of the adults
are clinically obesei.
Some variations exist between countries and between sexes. In France in 2002, 10% of
the population was obese vs. 25% of the Greek’s. In Greece, 78.6% of the adult male
population is pre-obese or obese vs. 50% in Austriaii. According to the WHO a majority of
men are obese or pre-obese in most European countries (except Belgium, Denmark and
Italy)iii. In the UK, already two third of men are overweight or obese compared to over half
of women. If present trends continue, more than three quarters of British men will be
overweight or obese by 2010v.

This was taken from the European Mens Health Journal. I guess being fat can be everyones problem now.

[Liquid Blue]

404, that obviously can't be true because then Europeans would have lost their main form of attacking at Americans

OH YEA? WELL, YOU GUYS ARE FAT! FAT HAMBURGERS, GET IT? BECAUSE YOU EAT FAST FOOD ALL DAY LONG

dont recall saying "the american child at an english school taking english kids lunch money"

You don't have to, because unlike your country America isn't racist- we'll take money from everyone, you, china, iraq (lol), Idaho, Baskin Robbins, Christopher Robin (yea I'm lookin at you Winne the Pooh), anyone. We don't hate, we rape and obliterate.

dont try to be clever, it doesnt suit,

It does suit me, American men like suits and wrestling bears, we're testosterone incarnate.

and when was the last time america took anything from england?

We don't write shit like that down, we're America, we take too much shit from too many countries to bother remembering what or who we took it all from. Don't worry about your women though, you can keep those- they aren't good enough for us.

except our military aid in a conflict they have got so far over their heads into, that they are just begging for a way out.

lose some weight.

You're helping us because you're our bitch, you sort of fill the job of the being a fluffer in porno movies- you keep us roarin' and ready to go while we wait for our next target to spread their legs.

EDIT: we piss on you EXTRA LARGE burger and fries.

I'd be pissed if I had ugly women and crooked teeth as well :turned:

If you honestly think I'm serious in any way in this topic, then you deserve all the needless rage building up inside of you. How much you want to bet someone is going to take this post personally and think I hate England.

sure, i'll come along as well

Thatta boy.