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    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • Shut up Liquid Blu! OTTOMAN EMPIRE RULEZ U WE HAVE LONG HISTOREE.
      Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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      • lawl sryzz

        I'm going to go cry into a cheeseburger now, afk
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • Originally posted by 404 Not Found
          Actually no I am not fat...and that was my Philadelphia sarcasm. I am a a personal trainer 3 days a week at nite and I am not fat in the least. I actually work with my clients reviewing their nutritional background and work with them to eat healthier and work out to achieve specific goals.

          The IQ part is an intersting take, since you obviously did not pick up on my sarcasm...must be different here in the States?

          I am just a well to do, lots of free time yuppie. I do not have a myspace account as I am not under the age of 25. Yes I am an old fossil, but an original beta tester of this game that most likely you stumbled upon in the past year or two.

          I am so sorry again that you did not catch my reply as sarcasm. Maybe next time?
          my every reply in this thread has been sarcastic..... sorry you diddnt realise that.... maybe next time?

          and to whoever said 3e and i are anoyed..... your wrong.

          although im almost certain i hit a nerve with liquid blue, as he hasnt stopped posting on this the whole time ive been asleep/at work, come on liquid, admit it, your a fatty.

          that is all.

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          • i like to think all these terrible replies are a chainreaction caused by my short reply.

            on a positive note, in this thread i learnt that hitler didn't kill as much indians during the wwII as columbus did when he 'discovered' 'america'.

            seriously though you can't compare the two as 'massmurderers' just like that, so please don't.

            i get kinda sad when i read this thread.

            but then i remember i got a delicious (american) pizza in the oven.

            (to the europeans: don't worry, i'm a lucky guy and it's impossible for me to get fat, not even from american food)

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            • same.

              high metabolism ftw

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              • I think "your country is newb" isn't as bad as "your country is old and lives in it's parent's basement". But then again "your country is fat" is the winner.
                SIGNATURE PROTEST: KEEP THE SHORT FFS

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                • ohhhhh Canada.
                  duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

                  Mattey> put me in corch

                  zidane> go kf urself pork

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                  • Ohhh America Jr.
                    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                    • Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd
                      Shut up Liquid Blu! OTTOMAN EMPIRE RULEZ U WE HAVE LONG HISTOREE.

                      You forgot to Ululate, though I think only women do that.
                      "Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX

                      Reinstate Me.

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                      • So, LB, when are you and squeezer stumbling into my mouth? Even though I'm very obese I'm always up for more food.
                        Originally Posted by HeavenSent
                        You won't have to wait another 4 years.
                        There wont be another election for president.
                        Obama is the Omega President.
                        http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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                        • Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd
                          Shut up Liquid Blu! OTTOMAN EMPIRE RULEZ U WE HAVE LONG HISTOREE.
                          Just done my dissertation on them, quite interesting
                          Originally posted by Facetious
                          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                          • Originally posted by Liquid Blue
                            Your only replies here involve pictures, calling people fat and congratulating yourself on "annoying" people, when you've done nothing of the sort.
                            But yea, Squeezer and I are fat hamburgers.

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                            • itt we make the same joke 168 times and thesearcher attempts to make the same reply as many times as possible
                              PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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                              • Originally posted by Sleepy Weasel
                                Couldn't find anything real concrete, but I'm pretty sure that worldwide football/soccer is still bigger.

                                http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=339020
                                There's a nice quote from the 'world citizen guide' - (advice for americans travelling abroad, put together with help from the department of state.) Of the sixteen tips, one had to mention it.

                                • Think a little locally. (Try to find a few topics that are important in the local popular culture. Remember, most people in the world have little or no interest in the World Series or the Super Bowl. What we call "soccer" is football everywhere else. And it's the most popular sport on the planet.)
                                http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...6/ixworld.html

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