Americans going on holiday

[Liquid Blue]

I'd be pissed if I had ugly women and crooked teeth as well :turned:

If you honestly think I'm serious in any way in this topic, then you deserve all the needless rage building up inside of you. How much you want to bet someone is going to take this post personally and think I hate England.

So, LB, when are you and squeezer stumbling into my mouth? Even though I'm very obese I'm always up for more food.

I can't speak for Squeezer but I have a few stacks of pizzas to go through and a dozen or so boxes of chicken wings before I'll be ready to waddle on over to your mouth. Gimme time or a mexican-operated forklift.


I just want to congratulate Europeans on using the fat joke, it's quite original and not used nearly enough, considering there are no fatties anywhere else in the world at all.

[Colossos]

yeah we have ugly women compared to most countries but the putting out ratio is probably higher

italian and spanish women are hot, so are american women (let's face it)

i should be the next kofi anaan, but i'd be pissed off if my career didn't end in some massive sex scandal

it would be so cool to have sex in the UN security council

afk

[Jeenyuss]

yeah we have ugly women compared to most countries but the putting out ratio is probably higher

italian and spanish women are hot, so are american women (let's face it)

lololololololol your country is full of brown baggers

and you are forgettin' canada

[Galleleo]

Everyone knows that swedish chicks are the hottest.

[genocidal]

UK girls put out because your country is constantly in a drunken depression over the ugliness, the weather, and the fact you're an over-the-hill country.

US girls put out because we rape them.

Italian and Spanish girls put out because we pay them.

Swedish girls put out because those Euros can't get enough of the American accents.

And nobody much cares about any other girls in the world.

[Colossos]

drunken yes, ugly yes, weather yes, over the hill yes

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• Think a little locally. (Try to find a few topics that are important in the local popular culture. Remember, most people in the world have little or no interest in the World Series or the Super Bowl. What we call "soccer" is football everywhere else. And it's the most popular sport on the planet.)


It's not called football in Italy.

[Colossos]

it is when they speak english

[thesearcher]

theres hot and ugly chicks in every country, hottest in the world = catherine zetta jones, shes welsh, britain wins!

genocidal your confused, its not the american accent every1 loves, its the british!! american chicks dig it the most.

[Bilbo]

Everyone knows that swedish chicks are the hottest.

Especially we that live here.

[Mr. Peanuts]

even michael douglas's sperm have wrinkles.

[Liquid Blue]

theres hot and ugly chicks in every country, hottest in the world = catherine zetta jones, shes welsh, britain wins!

genocidal your confused, its not the american accent every1 loves, its the british!! american chicks dig it the most.

yea that logic works because it's generally accepted everywhere that she's the hottest chick in the world


oh wait

[genocidal]

Lol, girls like that pussy Brit accent about as much as they like a Russian one.

EDIT: I will admit though that the white trash Brit accent where you can't understand a word they say is fucking awesome.

[thesearcher]

Lol, girls like that pussy Brit accent about as much as they like a Russian one.

EDIT: I will admit though that the white trash Brit accent where you can't understand a word they say is fucking awesome.

ive met a few american girls who beg to differ my good man.

[3e_]

brit accent makes north american girls take off their pants