What would you rather do?

[Rab]

Rab's Dilemma
1) Turn Gay
2) Kill a Jew

Feel free to post your own dilemma, but add a sub-heading so we know who's answering what!

And I don't want to hear any mention of Jesus or Jack Bauer in this thread.

[Darius Winds]

Turn gay since I'm free to change my sexuality while murder is blood forever on the hands.

1) Molest a toddler
2) Eat mung

[Riesen]

2) Kill a Jew

And I don't want to hear any mention of Jesus in this thread.

You lose.

1) Kick a horse to death and solve world hunger
2) Don't.

Also, I'd bang the toddler. Baby fat = more cushion for the pushin'.

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What is worse:

Coming across as a Racist Biggot

or

Being Homophobic

[Liquid Blue]

I'm going to go with option C- attention whore

[Rab]

What is worse:

Coming across as a Racist Biggot

or

Being Homophobic

Being Homophobic is fine, so i guess it has to be encountering a Racist Biggot.

[Ilya]

i'd rather fuck your mom's steaming vagina

[Jerome Scuggs]

-sex with telcat
-listen to telcat sing for 3 weeks

[Fit of Rage]

Suicide, was it?

[Pressure Drop]

1) to kill you
2) to kill your family

[ZeUs!!]

What is worse:

Coming across as a Racist Biggot

or

Being Homophobic

Depends if the racist biggot was consenting

[Emaho]

Rab's Dilemma
1) Turn Gay
2) Kill a Jew

Feel free to post your own dilemma, but add a sub-heading so we know who's answering what!

And I don't want to hear any mention of Jesus or Jack Bauer in this thread.

Number 1, obviously.
If you are homo, you like to be homo. If you kill someone, i guess you would feel kinda bad about it. If its not Ali G.

[PaulOakenfold]

What would you rather do?

Stick a sewing needle under your big toe nail and kick a soccer ball


Spoon out your eyeball (assuming there's a way to get it back in later and have it be fully functional).

[Nockm]

Stick a sewing needle under your big toe nail and kick a soccer ball

Wow - got any more like that

[ganjaman]

well if my eyes would work perfectly again i'd do that.

1.) walk down centre city at daytime buttnekkid
2.) pay a fine for walking but nekkid and don't do it