Imagine the things one would find in a cheap motels mattress and sheets!
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Originally posted by phata$$
looks like a metriod.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Originally posted by Troll KingThe next time you wake up and realize you've drooled on your pillow, ask yourself whether dust mites can swim upstream.
Sometimes, I really hate you guys.
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Shit doesn't actually smell, you've got a load of particles of some other by-product clinging on to the insides of your intestines that gets picked up by your shit and thats the stuff that smells. Likewise with farts. Does anyone want to know I wrote this post eating a pear?Originally posted by Facetiousedit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)
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Originally posted by NaiLedi never shower in the morning; i always do before i go to bed.
This thread reminds me of the argument "if you're clean after you shower, why do you need to wash your towels?" I thought it was obvious to people that it was dead skin rubbing off you. This stumped a fair amount of people I know.
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Originally posted by EphemeralOf course, every time you flush the toilet, the entire surface of the toilet water atomizes. The atomized toilet water then disperses across the bathroom, including falling upon the surface of your toothbrush.
Although I keep my toothbrush in a drawer, and clean the sinktop all the time because my cat likes to jump up there to lick at the faucet, which means her shitty-kitty-litter-paws are padding all around the sink.
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