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  • #16
    Imagine the things one would find in a cheap motels mattress and sheets!
    May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by 404 Not Found
      Ever see the magnified pic's of dust mites in our pillows....kind of gross!

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      • #18
        The next time you wake up and realize you've drooled on your pillow, ask yourself whether dust mites can swim upstream.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by phata$$

          looks like a metriod.
          My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Troll King
            The next time you wake up and realize you've drooled on your pillow, ask yourself whether dust mites can swim upstream.
            Oh goddammit. There go any chances of me sleeping tonight.

            Sometimes, I really hate you guys.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by suxxor
              Oh goddammit. There go any chances of me sleeping tonight.

              Sometimes, I really hate you guys.
              Lol, no kidding. Goddam u TK and Phatazz. Well, I guess me too, since I started this stupid thread. :/

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              • #22
                Of course, every time you flush the toilet, the entire surface of the toilet water atomizes. The atomized toilet water then disperses across the bathroom, including falling upon the surface of your toothbrush.

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                • #23
                  Are farts then atomized shit?
                  last.fm - Keeping it short

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                  • #24
                    Shit doesn't actually smell, you've got a load of particles of some other by-product clinging on to the insides of your intestines that gets picked up by your shit and thats the stuff that smells. Likewise with farts. Does anyone want to know I wrote this post eating a pear?
                    Originally posted by Facetious
                    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                    • #25
                      ya, that stuff is like anal phlegm.
                      if you fart hard enough, a bit of it will like drip out onto your underwear then you smell like poop for the rest of the day.
                      i hate it when that happens.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by NaiLed
                        i never shower in the morning; i always do before i go to bed.
                        Same- I'm always too tired in the morning and cba

                        This thread reminds me of the argument "if you're clean after you shower, why do you need to wash your towels?" I thought it was obvious to people that it was dead skin rubbing off you. This stumped a fair amount of people I know.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Ephemeral
                          Of course, every time you flush the toilet, the entire surface of the toilet water atomizes. The atomized toilet water then disperses across the bathroom, including falling upon the surface of your toothbrush.
                          Please don't explain what you mean, because I get the strong feeling that I am better off not knowing.

                          Although I keep my toothbrush in a drawer, and clean the sinktop all the time because my cat likes to jump up there to lick at the faucet, which means her shitty-kitty-litter-paws are padding all around the sink.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Liquid Blue
                            looks like a metriod.
                            Other way around
                            ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
                            Failure teaches success.
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by tugs
                              ya, that stuff is like anal phlegm.
                              if you fart hard enough, a bit of it will like drip out onto your underwear then you smell like poop for the rest of the day.
                              i hate it when that happens.
                              LMAO he says what we all think

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                              • #30
                                back off! i cant have a problem sharing my bed with all those lil animals eating the dead skin off my body. they are like birds picking shells off of whales. noones jells EW! at them either. cute lil creeps.

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