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  • She'll see plenty of ass as the guys run away from her after she starts talking.
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • Nevermind - I just realised that was a really bad idea ... blame on the time difference. I felt like a zombie for half a day EVERYDAY!

      I better go to bed before my head hits the keyboard.
      Last edited by T3l Ca7; 08-14-2006, 10:18 PM.
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      • Originally posted by T3l Ca7
        Anyways, my prepaid phone number is 917 365 2898, but it would be switched off most of the times. Send a text message if you want to get into contact.
        Originally posted by T3l Ca7
        Anyways, my prepaid phone number is 917 365 2898, but it would be switched off most of the times.
        Originally posted by T3l Ca7
        Anyways, my prepaid phone number is 917 365 2898
        gg.
        Originally posted by Jeenyuss
        sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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        • getting girls like telcat is like fishing with dynamite
          it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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          • a fish is a fish

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            • Originally posted by Fluffz
              a fish is a fish
              René Descartes, 1629
              Originally posted by Facetious
              edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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              • Does anyone believe the new buildings in the current location of world trade centre would become the most haunted place in human history??
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                • Absolutely not.

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                  • I think she's just cracked the answer into why they haven't built anything there yet! Of course, it all makes sense.

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                    • something's cracked, all right.
                      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                      • does it smell like clams?

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                        • I went into Manhattan again today - OMG I didn't realise World Trade Centre was right opposite a cemetery which had existed way before the plane flew into the two towers. That place was cursed I am tellin ya!!
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                          • Get out of my country and never return.
                            Originally posted by Tone
                            It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                            Originally posted by the_paul
                            Gargle battery acid fuckface
                            Originally posted by Material Girl
                            I tried downloading a soundcard

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                            • Originally posted by PH
                              Get out of my country and never return.
                              Hey PH, I had lobster and oyster for dinner tonight, it was paid by our office here in New York. It was an awesome meal!

                              P.S. It is NOT your country, technically. :wub:
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                              • Originally posted by T3l Ca7
                                P.S. It is NOT your country, technically. :wub:
                                Not yet. PH/Quayle in 08.
                                Last edited by Kolar; 08-20-2006, 12:19 AM.

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