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  • #61
    frank miller raped me
    it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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    • #62
      Originally posted by 1ight
      Only that I don't like sadistic jokes or w/e you call em, and then again, if you would know me in-real life, I think you would have a whole different view of me. : )
      It is more than just not getting dead baby lines, you straight up DON'T have a good sense of humor, and judging by your excessive usage of emoticons, I wouldn't be able to go a day seeing you without punching you in the face.
      sage

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      • #63
        He has a lot of emotions, okay Rich?

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        • #64
          Including ones he doesn't really need and shouldn't have.
          sage

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Richard Creager
            It is more than just not getting dead baby lines, you straight up DON'T have a good sense of humor, and judging by your excessive usage of emoticons, I wouldn't be able to go a day seeing you without punching you in the face.
            One genre of jokes, some posts with emotes, and you have seen all of my life, all of me, who I'm, what I do, etc etc and even judged me for not being able to be a friend of yours. I doubt what you are saying is true, but I guess your and mine culture is so different, so you never know. And if you ask me, that is quite some narrowminded view, of me.

            Exessive use, not really, I use emotes when I'm actually smiling or overall expressing some emotion.
            Endless space, endless exploration.

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            • #66
              Ok this thing got a bit derailed, so let's get back to the jokes!

              Does anybody have anything new?
              6:megaman89> im 3 league veteran back off

              Originally posted by Dreamwin
              3 league vet

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              • #67
                Simba...
                look to the sky, Simba...
                This is CNN.

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                • #68
                  It's also the heart of communication
                  USA WORLD CHAMPS

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                  • #69
                    I think 1ight needs to lighten up.
                    .... if you don't like what the crowd's doing, don't join in. Better yet run.. just in case they see your disapproval and decide to kill you for being a witness.

                    1light, i hope you don't go on the mission field with this attitude. You're gonna end up a martyr at a PTA meeting.

                    Budweiser for the serpent... i mean, be wiser than the serpent.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by NaiLed
                      how do you make a baby drink?
                      put it in a blender

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                      • #71


                        Reposted for religious reasons.
                        Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                        sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                        • #72
                          I don't get it :turned:

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                          • #73
                            I think 99.9% of the people making these jokes and those finding it funny do so not because they would find anything about dead babbies funny but because they know how Goddess and some other touchy forum members would react to it.

                            If you really can't handle it, avoid the thread.

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by DoTheFandango


                              Reposted for religious reasons.
                              lol, its a sign
                              How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
                              Depends on how hard you throw them.

                              (Goddess)>there is nothing funny about children dieing or getting killed ya fukkin idiot
                              (Goddess)>Do you use any other names?
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                              (Goddess)>They are all on permanent ignore

                              :crying:

                              How do you keep a baby from falling down a well?
                              Stick a javeling through its head. :death:

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                              • #75
                                To be honest I think at least I find these jokes funny just because it makes a complete turnaround on the topic of babies - things that are really cute and pretty much one of the best things on earth get owned by really brutal and horrible things. Now obviously if this happened irl I would be totally horrified even if it wasn't my baby, but here we're talking about hypothetical über-cute mass-produced babies that are great for painting walls.
                                6:megaman89> im 3 league veteran back off

                                Originally posted by Dreamwin
                                3 league vet

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