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  • #91
    Originally posted by Vatican Assassin View Post
    Don't forget about the Mormons!

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...18929761&hl=en

    So what part's (if any) do you think are true Heavensent?

    was that a joke^? pls tell me it is


    also
    atheism
    88%

    Satanism
    75%

    Paganism
    58%

    agnosticism
    50%

    Buddhism
    50%

    Judaism
    29%

    Christianity
    21%

    Islam
    17%

    Hinduism
    0%
    Ill-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself

    1:money> lWTF I ASKED FOR BUTT SECKS AND U DIDNT GIVE ME THAT.
    1:money> i need a loose-meat butthole



    Evasive <E> wtf
    Evasive <E> GIMME MY BOT
    caco <ER>> )Oo
    caco <ER>> bot thief!
    caco <ER>> duel me for it
    Evasive <E> no!
    Cigarettes> wunderbar?

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    • #92
      You scored as Satanism.



      Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

      Satanism

      75%

      Paganism

      71%

      atheism

      67%

      Buddhism

      46%

      agnosticism

      38%

      Islam

      29%

      Judaism

      17%

      Christianity

      8%

      Hinduism

      4%
      Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

      5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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      • #93
        Originally posted by Vatican Assassin View Post
        Don't forget about the Mormons!

        http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...18929761&hl=en

        So what part's (if any) do you think are true Heavensent?
        The video? None of it. South Park sums it up best:
        http://www.parkedsouth.com/season_seven/episode_12.html

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        • #94
          I took a quiz similar recently, I'll just post those results to save time:

          You scored as atheism.



          You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

          atheism

          83%
          Satanism

          58%
          Paganism

          46%
          Buddhism

          33%
          agnosticism

          25%
          Christianity

          17%
          Islam

          8%
          Hinduism

          4%
          Judaism

          0%
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          • #95
            Hinduism

            100%

            Buddhism

            96%

            Islam

            79%

            Paganism

            79%

            Judaism

            58%

            Christianity

            33%

            agnosticism

            21%

            Satanism

            13%

            atheism

            0%
            Atheism 0%.. I was expecting the exact opposite!

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Noah View Post
              According to my new religion, everyone who didn't drink a beer today is going to hell.
              +
              Originally posted by Noah View Post
              According to my new religion, everyone who didn't drink a beer today is going to hell.
              =
              You scored as agnosticism.

              You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

              agnosticism 88%

              Islam 75%

              Christianity 58%

              Buddhism 54%

              Hinduism 42%

              atheism 42%

              Paganism 29%

              Satanism 25%

              Judaism 21%

              Uh oh
              Last edited by Salubrious; 01-14-2007, 03:48 AM.
              Originally posted by paradise!
              pretty sure the flu is just bacteria found everywhere, just during the winter our immune systems are at its lowest, thus the bacteria aren't exactly killed off.
              1:Reaver> HALP
              1:Reaver> HELELP
              1:Reaver> SAW CRANS MOM NAKED
              1:Reaver> HELP YOU DUMB FUCKS

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              • #97
                You scored as Islam.
                Your beliefs are most similar to those of Islam. Do more research on Islam and possibly consider taking the shahadah and officially becoming a Muslim, if you aren't already. Despite the actions of some - who go against the teachings of Islam - Islam is a religion of peace; the word "islam" means "peace through submission to God." "Muslim" means "one who submits to God." Islam is the third of the three Abrahamic faiths, and it shares much with Judaism in Christianity; its differences are the acceptance of Muhammad as the last and final prophet, and the oneness of God - in other words, that Jesus, though he was a revered prophet, was not in fact God, and only one God exists. Apparently the Taliban could not read (though their name means "students"), because the Qur'an states that men and women are equal as believers, and that all believers should be educated and seek knowledge. Modesty in dress and behavior is required in Islam for both men and women to preserve the values of society and move the emphasis from superificial appearance to intelligence, knowledge, and God.

                Islam 88%

                agnosticism 71%

                Satanism 67%

                Judaism 58%

                Buddhism 50%

                Christianity 46%

                atheism 38%

                Paganism 33%

                Hinduism 25%
                I do have to agree with this test as I do find myself preferring Islam
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                • #98
                  Not yours
                  Originally posted by Facetious
                  edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                  • #99
                    You scored as agnosticism.



                    You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

                    agnosticism

                    92%

                    atheism

                    54%

                    Judaism

                    50%

                    Satanism

                    46%

                    Islam

                    42%

                    Christianity

                    42%

                    Buddhism

                    42%

                    Paganism

                    38%

                    Hinduism

                    25%



                    yeah I knew that anyway
                    USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                    ---A few minutes later---
                    9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                    9:Kim> UM
                    9:Kim> i didn't
                    9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                    9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                    9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                    9:pascone> lol?

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                    • "Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion."


                      Paganism 77%
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                      What is even the elblow?

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