How do you wipe?

[freddie]

Sit, fold, front to back. Repeat the process as many times as needed. :fear:

edit:typo B)

[Rhino_haha]

stand, crumple, front to back.

ill use half a roll on 1 whipe, no fucking way im getting even my own shit on myself

and i pee standing up. wtf

[Stompa]

To answer the question:

MustangGT2649: http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=26439
Zach99998: LOL
Zach99998: STAND
Zach99998: WTF
Zach99998: WHO SITS
MustangGT2649: LOL
MustangGT2649: I KNOW
Zach99998: I DONT GET HOW IT WORKS
MustangGT2649: WTF
Zach99998: THE BOWL IS IN THE WAY
MustangGT2649: I MEAN
MustangGT2649: IVE EVEN TRIED IT BEFORE
Zach99998: YOUR HAND WOULD TOUCH IT
Zach99998: LOL
MustangGT2649: IT'S NOT COMFORTABLE
Zach99998: I KNOW
MustangGT2649: AND IM LIKE
MustangGT2649: WTF
MustangGT2649: THEN I LOSE BALANCE
MustangGT2649: GREAT
MustangGT2649: SAT ON MY ARM

[Ewan]

I stand, i'm afraid of reaching my hand too far down and getting my hand in the toilet water. I'm a crumpler because I find that it gets more poop out of your asshole

I challenge you to sit on a toilet, reach round and somehow plunge your arm into the water. When you wipe sitting down, your hand is hardly below the line of the seat, it's not going to accidentally get in the water.

[Kim]

If a priest mind controls a mob and disconnects momentarily, thus allowing the mob to wander into a mob of 7 or 8, you will wipe efficiently.

[Kim]

If a priest mind controls a mob and disconnects momentarily, thus allowing the mind controlled minion to wander into a mob of 7 or 8, you will wipe efficiently.

[ZeUs!!]

I use one sheet of toilet paper for that.

I shake extra hard or just leave it there

[Fluffz]

shaking extra hard counts as jerking off

[NaiLed]

sitting eh? never tried

i crouch

but i like to shower afterwards anyway

[gran guerrero]

you take a shower everytime you take a shit?

you must be really clean or constipated

[NaiLed]

yeah but when im not i use the 3 shells

[Mr. Peanuts]

1) Sitting, it gets you cleaner.

2) Front to back.

3) Why the fuck would you take the time to fold something that's gonna get messed up anyway? Crumple.

Front to back, sitting, I try to sit so that my arse cheeks part quite well allowing a clean shit (you know, the ones that don't touch the sides of your sphincter) with a 70% success rate.

I fold though, to protect my fingers. Crumpling is something I cant bring myself to do.

[Sufficient]

I shake extra hard or just leave it there

We know what that tiny spot on your shirt is then.

[geekbot]

Sit crumpling for the first few wipes and folding for the rest. It usually front to back but sometimes you have to throw in a back to front to clean up.

Variety is the spice of life.

But, god, I wish we had bidets in America.

[DoTheFandango]

Well, you put the main tank on the boss, the offtanks on the adds, and you see what happens.

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