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  • #31
    Sit, fold, front to back. Repeat the process as many times as needed. :fear:

    edit:typo B)

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    • #32
      stand, crumple, front to back.

      ill use half a roll on 1 whipe, no fucking way im getting even my own shit on myself

      and i pee standing up. wtf
      Warning: Disconnected From Server.
      paralyze> what is this, some sort of gay-out?
      paralyze> and nice try
      Sleuth> WTF
      Sleuth> OK QUIET
      JuNkA> LOL
      Sleuth> THOUGHTS COMING
      Sleuth> SHHH

      Warning: Disconnected From Server
      Thoughts> u wish
      Sleuth> WHAT THE FUCK
      Vue> LOOL
      Sleuth> LOLOLOLOL
      Sleuth> ABBOT IS COMING
      Sleuth> QUIET

      Warning: Disconnected from server
      abbot> ..
      Thoughts> LMFAO
      paralyze> ROFL
      Sleuth> stfu

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      • #33
        To answer the question:

        MustangGT2649: http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=26439
        Zach99998: LOL
        Zach99998: STAND
        Zach99998: WTF
        Zach99998: WHO SITS
        MustangGT2649: LOL
        MustangGT2649: I KNOW
        Zach99998: I DONT GET HOW IT WORKS
        MustangGT2649: WTF
        Zach99998: THE BOWL IS IN THE WAY
        MustangGT2649: I MEAN
        MustangGT2649: IVE EVEN TRIED IT BEFORE
        Zach99998: YOUR HAND WOULD TOUCH IT
        Zach99998: LOL
        MustangGT2649: IT'S NOT COMFORTABLE
        Zach99998: I KNOW
        MustangGT2649: AND IM LIKE
        MustangGT2649: WTF
        MustangGT2649: THEN I LOSE BALANCE
        MustangGT2649: GREAT
        MustangGT2649: SAT ON MY ARM

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        • #34
          Originally posted by tales
          I stand, i'm afraid of reaching my hand too far down and getting my hand in the toilet water. I'm a crumpler because I find that it gets more poop out of your asshole
          I challenge you to sit on a toilet, reach round and somehow plunge your arm into the water. When you wipe sitting down, your hand is hardly below the line of the seat, it's not going to accidentally get in the water.
          USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
          ---A few minutes later---
          9:cool koen> you scorereseted
          9:Kim> UM
          9:Kim> i didn't
          9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
          9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
          9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
          9:pascone> lol?

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          • #35
            If a priest mind controls a mob and disconnects momentarily, thus allowing the mob to wander into a mob of 7 or 8, you will wipe efficiently.
            ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
            Failure teaches success.
            . â–²
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            • #36
              If a priest mind controls a mob and disconnects momentarily, thus allowing the mind controlled minion to wander into a mob of 7 or 8, you will wipe efficiently.
              ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
              Failure teaches success.
              . â–²
              ▲ ▲

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Superted
                I use one sheet of toilet paper for that.
                I shake extra hard or just leave it there
                Originally posted by Facetious
                edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                • #38
                  shaking extra hard counts as jerking off

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                  • #39
                    sitting eh? never tried

                    i crouch

                    but i like to shower afterwards anyway

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                    • #40
                      you take a shower everytime you take a shit?

                      you must be really clean or constipated
                      sigpic
                      All good things must come to an end.

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                      • #41
                        yeah but when im not i use the 3 shells
                        Last edited by NaiLed; 08-19-2006, 01:21 PM.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by PH
                          1) Sitting, it gets you cleaner.

                          2) Front to back.

                          3) Why the fuck would you take the time to fold something that's gonna get messed up anyway? Crumple.
                          Front to back, sitting, I try to sit so that my arse cheeks part quite well allowing a clean shit (you know, the ones that don't touch the sides of your sphincter) with a 70% success rate.

                          I fold though, to protect my fingers. Crumpling is something I cant bring myself to do.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by ZeUs!!
                            I shake extra hard or just leave it there
                            We know what that tiny spot on your shirt is then.

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                            • #44
                              Sit crumpling for the first few wipes and folding for the rest. It usually front to back but sometimes you have to throw in a back to front to clean up.

                              Variety is the spice of life.

                              But, god, I wish we had bidets in America.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Vykromond
                                Well, you put the main tank on the boss, the offtanks on the adds, and you see what happens.
                                :up:

                                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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