I hate you more then I hate the guy who was going to post it 2nd.
The snake should be called Jenny From the Block. No shit.
5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
1: oar> yeah
1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
1: hed> and after dinner
1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"
7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips
(Everett)>TOASTY had been promoted from rookie to decent player. Salary increased (+ $1.1 Million US/Year)
(TOASTY)>Everett has been promoted from immigrant to bad English speaker. Salary increased (+ Minimum Wage US/Year)
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