Top 5 Hottest Girls

[Squeezer]

shhhhhhh. they dont have to know about it.

Besides, it's not a full on nudity, you can barely see it. Also, if you're clicking on a "hottest women" thread, I don't think you're allowed to be prude.

[Superted]

My brother usually downloads in the evenings leaving me with poor internet access and it's given me time to think about this list. I tried to avoid the typical list of pre-redneck Spears and all the other typical answers, to bring a more 'underdog' list.

1) Victoria Beckham

While I may no longer fantasise about her, she featured heavily in my fantasies back when I was a wee boy. And for this reason she has the number one spot.

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2) Jennifer Connelly

Here I agree with LB, she's a beautiful woman but I don't lust much after her.

3) Sara Cox

Another woman from my youthful fantasies. She isn't the sexiest woman alive but I think the fact that she was born and raised not far from where I live could have something to do with why she's at third place.

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4) Charisma Carpenter

The only one on the list that isn't British :S. Still unsure if she should be here but here we go.

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5) Zooey Deschanel

Absolutly beautiful/cute. More cute, I guess.

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A couple of honourable mentions. The first is Sheree Murphy, in her 30's but I ran into her in Manchester once (I could have been in there!). Second is Emma Pierson, only appears as tiny parts in movies and appears on british tv programmes that nobody watches. However, she's still an attractive woman and in some angles reminds me of the girl I currently like :P (1 2)

Looking back at my list, most of the women are a result of teenage fantasies. I guess they never leave you.

[Stabwound]

Yeah, I used to have a huge crush on Posh Spice when I was a kid. She was a lot better looking back then. Now she resembles Skeletor with breast implants.

[Epinephrine]

Hmmm, going with people I can never get and in no particular order:

Natalie Portman
Inoue Mao
Ishihara Satomi


and because I gotta watch Wild On everytime I see it on TV...

Brooke Burke

and for random choice of the day... she was a newscaster on ABC World News Now... or whatever it was called, the one on at 3am. I think she's now on WABC News in NYC. Either way pictures do not do her justice, but beautiful and very intelligent!

Liz Cho


EDIT: I saw the Alizee video... OMG nice!

[Ignominy]

Since we're on the subject, I'd say the girls that most exemplify the three types of hot I was talking about (meaning not that they are the most of that type, but that they're the best whose appeal is overwhemlingly in that category) are as follows:

Cute: Rachael Leigh Cook



Sexy: Salma Hayek



Elegant: Naomi Watts

[za gophar]

Her boney arms or her flat chest? Don't get me wrong, Knightly was hot as hell in the first Pirates movie, but she had a bustier and better hair back then.

i agreed, she was far hotter in the first. but... i dont really care that much about breast size. i mean big ones usually look nice under clothing but one they arent any better than medium or even small tits really.

[Eric is God]

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[Eric is God]

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[Money]

mmmmm Salma Hayek

[phata$$]

I almost agree with Eric. Except I would put Kate Beckinsale #1 on all types of hottness.

[bloodzombie]

For the record though, Jessica Alba would probably take the top spot in my top 5 of famous people.

a man with taste.

[Money]

CHUNK UP THA DUECE

[Lil Keke - Chorus]
I chunk up the deuce for the South and the North
Boys talkin down and boys wanna hate
I chunk up the deuce for the South and the North
Boys talkin down don't make me pull out the choppa
I chunk up the deuce for the South and the North
Boys talkin down I'll leave em on the streets dead
I chunk up the deuce for the South and the North
Boys talkin down I got them diamonds in my mouth

[Paul Wall - Verse 1]
Well it's that grain grippa from Houston, Tex
That bar sippa, that bar no plex
I'm straight up outta that Swishahouse
Where G. Dash write all the checks
So check the neck, check the wrist
I'm balla status from head to toe
My jewelry shop sell more grills
Than George Foreman, baby now ya know
That ain't a igloo, that's my watch
And that ain't snow, baby that's my chain
That's not a ice tray, that's my teeth
And that's not a snowcone, that's my ring
That ain't Kool-Aid up in my cup
I stay sippin that purple oil
I stay flippin the slab on 4's
Cuz I'm a hustla til I'm in the soil
My wrist game is one of a kind
Patek Philippe worth 100K
My work schedule out on the block
It's mash all night and grind all day
No 401K for a hustler
Just bleed the block and stack that paper
M.O.B. when it come to hoes
And a 40 cal when it come to haters
We authentic players not counterfeit
Got a 600 Benz with a fall kit
Got hoes at the HK turnin tricks
Out runnin the tracks tryina make me rich
I'm too legit to quit
Stackin up that paper til I'm gone
So I'ma be workin wood wheel and catchin splinters
Ridin 20 inches or better of chrome

[Lil Keke - Chorus]
I chunk up the deuce for the South and the North
Boys talkin down and boys wanna hate
I chunk up the deuce for the South and the North
Boys talkin down don't make me pull out the choppa
I chunk up the deuce for the South and the North
Boys talkin down I'll leave em on the streets dead
I chunk up the deuce for the South and the North
Boys talkin down I got them diamonds in my mouth

[Lil Keke - Verse 2]
(Don Ke!)
Houston Tex got the streets burnin
Poppin seals with them 4's turnin
Rookie boys they still learnin
Losin' cash, I'm still earnin
Get my bread while I shake the fed
Keep them dimes in and out my bed
Jump in the drop to convert the top
And let em bop on candy red
Leather seats with that wood out
They don't know what my hood 'bout
Tryin to take the young Don's spot
I'm platinum ball and still hot
Haters off in my mix again
Pimpin broads plus pimpin pens
Multiplyin, I gotta win
Keep that ice lookin clear as gin
Out tha roof still chunkin deuce
Ridin slab and hoppin juice
Diamond grill with plenty skills
Just pass the mic and I'll let it loose
Independent, still chasin bucks
22's on Porshe trucks
Model chicks with them big ol' butts
Killa clans with them big ol' nuts
Hit the club with my game tight
Hoe's boppin my fame right
Did her thang the same night
Boys talkin it's all hype
Cut the check when I run my mouth
Rollin green like I'm playing golf
Texas boys be goin' off
Representin' that North and South

[Lil Keke - Chorus]
I chunk up the deuce for the South and the North
Boys talkin down and boys wanna hate
I chunk up the deuce for the South and the North
Boys talkin down don't make me pull out the choppa
I chunk up the deuce for the South and the North
Boys talkin down I'll leave em on the streets dead
I chunk up the deuce for the South and the North
Boys talkin down I got them diamonds in my mouth

[Pimp C - Verse 3]
I'm from Port Arthur Texas
Represent it til I'm dead (dead)
Pimpin' almost died in the 80's
Boys was scared (scared)
Bitches was on crack
And the 'Lacs wasn't rollin (rollin)
But the game done been revived
Cuz now the Southside is holdin (ha)
Pockets stay swollen (ha)
What do we do with all the cash (cash)
Try 84's gold wrists
With tv's jumpin out the dash (dash)
Pistol in the stash even though I'm on parole (role)
Ni**a try me with that fuck it
Bitch I'll leave ya body cold (cold...)

[Bun B - Verse 3]
From tha land of grain (grain)
Candy paint (paint)
84's and the chrome grill
It's Texas baby (ha)
Dirty south (south)
P-A-T, you know we real
We packin K's (K's)
Desert Eag's (Eag's)
AR's and them 38's
We servin nothin' but China White
Playa we don't sell that dirty weight
Big Bun B-da
Holdin it down (down)
Rep the town to the fullest (fullest)
Whether it be on the mic or in them streets
Bustin them bullets (bullets)
Don't pull it with me (with me)
I won't pull it on you
And leave you ventilated
UGK is back on the block
And you monsters is finna hate it

[Lil Keke - Chorus]
I chunk up the deuce for the South and the North
Boys talkin down and boys wanna hate
I chunk up the deuce for the South and the North
Boys talkin down don't make me pull out the choppa
I chunk up the deuce for the South and the North
Boys talkin down I'll leave em on the streets dead
I chunk up the deuce for the South and the North
Boys talkin down I got them diamonds in my mouth

[DoTheFandango]

Jesus, that is one shitty rap.

[Miku19]

My top two is Kim Smith and Kim Smith. Then probably Laetitia Casta.

also, my top choice for cute-but-not-really-hot-at-all would be Reese Witherspoon.

[Displaced]

i literally rofled at work when i read that.

goddamned whiggers should just stfu.

p.s. ""Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo " is golden too.