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  • #121
    Like Ron Jeremy?

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    • #122
      Originally posted by Troll King
      Like Ron Jeremy?
      It becomes abundantly clear where he belongs as soon as he drops trow. :blink:
      Originally posted by Tone
      Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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      • #123
        The beer-belly-but-still-magically-vascular-buttocks and the moustache give him away.
        6:megaman89> im 3 league veteran back off

        Originally posted by Dreamwin
        3 league vet

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        • #124
          Originally posted by Miku19
          The beer-belly-but-still-magically-vascular-buttocks and the moustache give him away.
          I always thought he looks extremely like Mario.
          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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          • #125
            Originally posted by Eric is God
            Krystal Steal on Wikipedia: "Her physical resemblance to pop artist Christina Aguilera has gained notoriety for both Aguilera and Steal outside of the pornography industry."

            I have 9 videos of Krystal Steal. She's alright, but I consider Devon better because she has nicer curves, larger breasts (don't trust the measurements), looks like Elisha Cuthbert and sounds like an innocent school girl during sex. Brianna Banks is arguably the best deep throater in all of porno and loves anal. Krystal Steal on the other hand has a really cheesy, fake moan, although her throaty voice is nice. Christina Aguleria just isn't very attractive in my opinion. She looks like a $50 hooker while Devon and Brianna looks like $1,000 hookers.

            Measurements:

            Brianna Banks 34DD-26-30, 5'10", 120 lbs

            Devon 34D-22-32, 5' 3", 100 lbs

            Krystal Steal 34D-24-34, 5'5", 105 lbs
            devon is the only one that's any good. brianna banks looks too ferocious, not sexy. but they're all way too fake.
            Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
            apt>yes u can wtf
            apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
            apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
            apt>so i dont miss the toilet
            Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
            apt>na
            apt>ill show you pictures
            apt>next time I masturbate

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            • #126
              Originally posted by Eric is God
              Top nude models:

              1. Veronica Zemanova
              2. Alley Baggett
              3. Victoria Silverstedt
              4. Nicole, Jaclyn & Erica Dahm (triplets!)
              5. Linda O'Neil

              Top pornstars (based purely on looks and not talent):

              1. Tera Patrick
              2. Devon
              3. Raylene
              4. Brianna Banks
              5. Anna Malle/Rocki Roads

              Okay, since I had heard of basically none of these people, i checked out Nicole, Jaclyn & Erica Dahm because triplets are fun.

              They're ugly as can be, the tits are retardedly fake. You have no taste in women.
              The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

              Originally posted by Richard Creager
              All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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              • #127
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                Last edited by Eric is God; 10-03-2006, 03:24 AM.

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                • #128
                  oh and i'm not a Jessica Biel fan, but that one photo is amazing.
                  The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                  Originally posted by Richard Creager
                  All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                  • #129
                    Originally posted by Facetious
                    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                    • #130
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                      Last edited by Eric is God; 10-03-2006, 03:24 AM.

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                      • #131
                        Originally posted by Squeezer
                        You just reminded me of another!

                        Alyson Michalka

                        She should get the fuck off that strat unless she can play it
                        Originally posted by Facetious
                        edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                        • #132
                          ha, "devon"...

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                          • #133
                            Triple Single Coiled Strats suck, I'm all about the HumHum, or even just single humbucker.
                            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                            • #134
                              Originally posted by DoTheFandango
                              Triple Single Coiled Strats suck, I'm all about the HumHum, or even just single humbucker.
                              ?

                              You put a set of Lace Sensor/Seymour Duncan's in that and it will squeel.

                              HumHum are for metal people who want a strat.
                              1:abbot> i think i played well
                              1:brookus> abbot last time i checked YOU lost
                              1:brookus> so im going to say that YOU sucked as well

                              7:Sleuth> HOW DO YOU FUCKS SAY CRACKER
                              7:Vue> WE SAY CRACKER
                              7:Vue> U DIPSHIT

                              7:Rampage Jackson> wtf are you guys drunk or 15?
                              7:Vue> lol jackson when sleuth is online everyone becomes 15

                              oar> i got rejected from Stray
                              oar> and both of their caps are on my personal chat
                              oar> but its ok

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                              • #135
                                Originally posted by Sleuth
                                HumHum are for metal people who want a strat.
                                Or people that love crunch.
                                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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