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    Whoriental Sex Academy

    utmage: Obviously the fever has control of his fingers
    CharlesWoodson80: rwegfouiberpiaergk
    CharlesWoodson80: Since I was away form the ladies and could not see them on a regular basis
    CharlesWoodson80: I wanted them more and more
    CharlesWoodson80: Then the porn habit
    MightyNutmage: Whoa whoa...When I said everything, I didn't mean everything
    LiquidBlue Gecko: hahahahahaha
    CharlesWoodson80: Nah
    CharlesWoodson80: I went to the porn shop
    CharlesWoodson80: First of all
    CharlesWoodson80: I will never go there again
    LiquidBlue Gecko: bought like 100 dollars worth of porn
    LiquidBlue Gecko: rofl
    CharlesWoodson80: That was weird as hell
    MightyNutmage: XD
    CharlesWoodson80: Shut up Steven
    LiquidBlue Gecko: lol
    CharlesWoodson80: I bought
    CharlesWoodson80: Wait for it
    CharlesWoodson80: ...
    MightyNutmage: ..
    CharlesWoodson80: Whoriental Sex Academy
    CharlesWoodson80: &\7
    MightyNutmage: XD
    LiquidBlue Gecko: HJAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
    MightyNutmage: XD
    CharlesWoodson80: PART 7
    MightyNutmage: XD
    MightyNutmage: xD
    LiquidBlue Gecko: lololol
    MightyNutmage: oh god
    CharlesWoodson80: Add this to the record of your great convos, Justin. And for those on the board looking at this, it's great to be back in this topic. Thank you and God Bless.
    MightyNutmage: Already have that part saved for security
    LiquidBlue Gecko: lol
    CharlesWoodson80: Anyway
    CharlesWoodson80: I'm quite into them
    CharlesWoodson80: But the ones that look like 12 year olds kinda creep me out
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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    Nutmage: *Keeps mouth shut*
    CharlesWoodson80: I am too
    LiquidBlue Gecko: lol
    MightyNutmage: I was going to throw one out there, but it seems distasteful
    CharlesWoodson80: Dude
    CharlesWoodson80: We're talking about porn
    CharlesWoodson80: Everything is legal
    CharlesWoodson80: Unless you buy 'those' DVDs
    LiquidBlue Gecko: lol
    CharlesWoodson80: In which case, you're a pervert
    LiquidBlue Gecko: aren't you kind of out of range to call others perverts?
    MightyNutmage: Its said that here is so much cussing in Porn vidoes. I mean ,what if the children pick up on that language.
    MightyNutmage: Jesus
    MightyNutmage: sad
    LiquidBlue Gecko: mr. "whoriental sex academy "
    CharlesWoodson80: 7
    LiquidBlue Gecko: lol
    LiquidBlue Gecko: part 7
    CharlesWoodson80: And the worst part was
    CharlesWoodson80: I should bought part 6
    CharlesWoodson80: It had a better cast
    CharlesWoodson80: >_>
    LiquidBlue Gecko: lol
    LiquidBlue Gecko: why
    MightyNutmage: Continuation?
    MightyNutmage: Oh >_>
    LiquidBlue Gecko: rofl
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #3
      LiquidBlue Gecko: rofl
      LiquidBlue Gecko: so why aren't you going back?
      LiquidBlue Gecko: will part 7 "hold you over"
      CharlesWoodson80: As soon as I got in that place
      CharlesWoodson80: I was like
      LiquidBlue Gecko: until this dry spell ends?
      MightyNutmage: I prefer Ghetto Booty 12
      CharlesWoodson80: I'm not the type of person that frequents these places
      LiquidBlue Gecko: lol
      CharlesWoodson80: I'm not a complete degenerate
      LiquidBlue Gecko: so since you don't frequent
      CharlesWoodson80: Yet
      LiquidBlue Gecko: do you buy in bulk
      CharlesWoodson80: Yeah
      LiquidBlue Gecko: rofl
      CharlesWoodson80: Porn Costco
      LiquidBlue Gecko: haha
      MightyNutmage: You should have asked if they sold the set
      CharlesWoodson80: Box set
      CharlesWoodson80: With interviews and special features
      LiquidBlue Gecko: of the sex academy?
      LiquidBlue Gecko: lol
      LiquidBlue Gecko: special features
      LiquidBlue Gecko: i read facials
      LiquidBlue Gecko: rofl
      MightyNutmage: And director commentary
      CharlesWoodson80: You bet the deleted scenes in a porn are awful
      MightyNutmage: No
      MightyNutmage: Porn bloopers
      MightyNutmage: horrible
      MightyNutmage: HORRIBLE
      LiquidBlue Gecko: lol
      LiquidBlue Gecko: pussy farts
      CharlesWoodson80: Whenever I hear porn bloopers
      MightyNutmage: I saw a "blooper" where a girl "accidentally" took a dump in one chicks mouth
      CharlesWoodson80: I think of sealab
      CharlesWoodson80: O_O
      LiquidBlue Gecko: rofl
      LiquidBlue Gecko: how do you "accidentally"
      MightyNutmage: No idea
      LiquidBlue Gecko: take a dump in a chicks mouth
      LiquidBlue Gecko: was her poop playing peekaboo
      MightyNutmage: A guy was banging her, a girl was licking her anal cavity, and it just came out
      LiquidBlue Gecko: with her buttcheeks
      MightyNutmage: Everyone was laughing and having a good ol time
      LiquidBlue Gecko: rofl
      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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      • #4
        I'm not going to keep spamming snippets of the convo but I thought "Whoriental Sex Academy, Part 7" was too good to not share.
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #5
          ..
          Last edited by Eric is God; 10-03-2006, 03:20 AM.

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          • #6
            you acctually managed to write "lol" ten times in those short logs. gg
            Throughout time, there’s been
            crimes, throughout our history
            But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
            Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
            Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

            Come on my countrymen
            Come on and take a stand
            Don’t let ‘em take away your land

            the Wenger bus is coming
            and all the kids are running
            from London to Manchester
            cos he's a child molester

            fuck islam

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            • #7
              when I go I go all the way.
              My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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              • #8
                Rofl. I'm a fan of the Animal Trainer series. Siffreddi is a great director/actor/cocksmith.

                I'm just not down with the ass-to-mouth obsession in modern pr0n---but it's ubiquitous, so you can't get a good DVD without it being in every other scene. Oh well.

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                • #9
                  eating out an ass? rimjob?
                  (Everett)>TOASTY had been promoted from rookie to decent player. Salary increased (+ $1.1 Million US/Year)
                  (TOASTY)>Everett has been promoted from immigrant to bad English speaker. Salary increased (+ Minimum Wage US/Year)

                  2:Refund> whatup ev
                  2:Everett> good

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Subjugation
                    I'm just not down with the ass-to-mouth obsession in modern pr0n---but it's ubiquitous, so you can't get a good DVD without it being in every other scene. Oh well.
                    You never go ass to mouth.
                    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by DoTheFandango
                      You never go ass to mouth?
                      Punctuation edited to emphasize your uberpimpishness.

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                      • #12
                        Back when xanga was the norm, we made one to record all of the hilariously idiotic things this one kid said in our physics class and one of the guys set the favorite movie to "Weapons of Ass Destruction" which has a way cooler name than yours.

                        btw LB, props on spelling your name the way it sounds (assuming I correctly interpreted the remark)
                        USA WORLD CHAMPS

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                        • #13
                          Steven
                          Originally posted by Facetious
                          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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