For my 21st I had a BBQ. A mate lent me his huge garden and another (ex-chef) did a great BBQ (apparantly, I didn't eat anything). Had all my mates and immediate family round, it was great. The only downside is it went too fast :/ but I didn't have to buy anything!!
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Thanks for the kind words, everyone.
Originally posted by Facetious View PostI don't know why I just went off on that rant, given that it was your 21st birthday and you didn't even go to a bar (What's the deal with that? GMU bars aren't THAT bad, sometimes they have bikini contests at T.T.'s)My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Happy belated birthday! Sounds like fun! Oh, and that's a very pretty fish!Pandagirl!
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My birthday was in July, I still haven't plucked up the courage to check the photos. In the morning I found the background on my phone had been set to a picture of me open mouthed and out cold in a proper beer comaOriginally posted by Facetiousedit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)
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my 21st really wasnt all that crazy... i jsut drank and drank and kept on drinking. about 15 guys from my fraternity took me out. final count was 23 shots. i remember through like 18 or 19.
one of the first ones i got made me puke though it hurt.
any of you guys know what dumbass hot sauce is? yeah i had already got a wildfire shot earlier which is like tequilla and tabasco sauce... nothin much and easy to take... then i got what looked liek another one... i was like pffft aint nothin. yeah it was tequilla and about5 or 6 globs of the dumbass habanero extract sauce stuff... wow... that hurt
i went outside and rolled around in the parking lot for a bit then my stomach started burning and i threw up... this was liek shot number 6 or something.
i then proceeded to threeaten to hit the guy that gave me that shot (my stomach hurt for a while after that night, doctor said i could have hurt the lining a bit) but after that i ate a burger and continued.
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Reminds me of that post where that female ss player was talking about her husband or fiancee or whatever in iraq and everyone was making fun of her for talking about her real life and how no one here actually cares about her real life... but apperently y'all care about this guy's birthday story.Epinephrine's History of Trench Wars:
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I think the difference is that that girl had barely posted here before and then showed up and talked about her life. I don't even think I posted in that thread, but the reason I care about LB's lighthearted birthday story and not her life sob story is that I've been reading Liquid Blue's insights and witticisms for years now, whereas I knew nothing whatsoever about that random girl other than that her grammar and spelling were atrocious.5:gen> man
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Originally posted by Epinephrine View PostReminds me of that post where that female ss player was talking about her husband or fiancee or whatever in iraq and everyone was making fun of her for talking about her real life and how no one here actually cares about her real life... but apperently y'all care about this guy's birthday story.
Edit: 1ight- They're called Siamese fighting fish.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siamese_Fighting_FishMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Epi:
LB didn't make some whiny emo post about how his life, he made a "Hey, guess what I did" casual conversation post. The kind of stuff you could talk about at lunch with your intramural frisbee team without it feeling awkward. Plus his story is more interesting AND HE INCLUDED PICSUSA WORLD CHAMPS
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Originally posted by Facetious View PostI think the difference is that that girl had barely posted here before and then showed up and talked about her life. I don't even think I posted in that thread, but the reason I care about LB's lighthearted birthday story and not her life sob story is that I've been reading Liquid Blue's insights and witticisms for years now, whereas I knew nothing whatsoever about that random girl other than that her grammar and spelling were atrocious.Originally posted by Jeenyusssometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.
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