Sprained both my arms.

[Sleuth]

well im riding with my friend, going to another friends house, on my bike. I go over a jump, and my front tire just fucking pops off and my bike flips over, digs my back a nice scratch. Worst of all, i fall with straight arms, with all my weight, i can now use my fingers, but my arms are useless. My knees are also fucked.

Laugh, or preferably, gimme some tips to help me rid this pain.

[Send]

SS should help.

owait lol

[RoDNeY]

things to do while you cant masturbate:

"Try new things, see if you can jimoke"

[Jeenyuss]

morphine. i hope you're double casted, that'd be awesome.

[PaulOakenfold]

Get addicted to opiates during this time, it's a lot of fun.

[Kontrolz]

Or take some lsd and grow new arms!

[Phiz]

Sleuth your a fool for life

[Dameon Angell]

I'd laugh, but I figured you'd rather laugh, yourself.

Eddie Murphy's "Raw": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j4yRnLTi9U
Chris Rock's "Bigger and Blacker": http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...&search=Search
Jim Breuer's "Hardcore": http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...&search=Search
the Sklar Brothers on Comedy Central Presents: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOIHbiC90vg

[IKM]

well im riding with my friend, going to another friends house, on my bike. I go over a jump, and my front tire just fucking pops off and my bike flips over, digs my back a nice scratch. Worst of all, i fall with straight arms, with all my weight, i can now use my fingers, but my arms are useless. My knees are also fucked.

Laugh, or preferably, gimme some tips to help me rid this pain.

That's just unorthadox. Just take it easy, and don't work much

[Subjugation]

Goddamn. That's pretty fucked up, if you're telling the truth.

[Liquid Blue]

that sucks, hope you get better soon.

[Pummel]

hmm

well im riding with my friend, going to another friends house, on my bike. I go over a jump, and my front tire just fucking pops off and my bike flips over, digs my back a nice scratch. Worst of all, i fall with straight arms, with all my weight, i can now use my fingers, but my arms are useless. My knees are also fucked.

Laugh, or preferably, gimme some tips to help me rid this pain.

AND THAT my friends, is why fat kids dont ride bicycles.

[1ight]

AND THAT my friends, is why fat kids dont ride bicycles.

For real, do you really think so? Whats with the attitude?
Sleuth, look at the brightside, it could have gone worse! And thank God it didn't, I'm glad that you are alive today and not dead!

[Pressure Drop]

why bother typing if yout arms are sore? hmmmm ......

i once sprained both my wrists, had a hairline fracture in the left too

it was sore and really pissy, at the start i couldn't even button my own shirt

but time will heal it and at the moment just be thankful that this is only tempory as there are people out there that go through shit like that all the time from disabilties instead off recklessness

[Sleuth]

well i just woke up from a 16 hour sleep, and my hands/wrists both work fine. I found out its my elbows that are sprained, but not broken which im happy about lol..

from my elbow i can move my arms at maybe 45' angles, cant straighten nor tuck in my arms, though they are improving.