Three Wishes

[Bioture]

1) Everyone would be as beautiful as they are on the inside (like shallow hal)
2) That I would still retain my regular good looks because wish #1 might change that.
3) Give me some money. Enough to pay off the insurgents in Iraq.

[Spider]

Darn, I was hoping I was one of your three wishes. *WINK* Heehee. Anyway..

1) COLORADO (Or Vancouver) vs OTTAWA STANLEY CUP FINAL $$$

2) Stephane Dion for Prime Minister!

3) The gf and myself succeed in school so I eventually become wealthy enough to afford a plasma screen (wish 3 - plasma screen)

[Squeezer]

1. Live the College lifestyle without the classes (Van Wilder style)
2. Have infinite amount of money to rule the world with.
3. I dunno...A Pepporoni Pizza from Little Caesars sounds good right now.

You ever heard the joke about the 3 wishes and the racist?

Well....There's a black guy, a Mexican guy, and a white guy who all come upon a magic lamp one day. They rub it, and a genie comes out to tell them they each have one wish. Well, the black guy goes first, and he wishes that all his people be sent back to Africa where they live a carefree life of luxury and love. The genie grants the wish, and poof! The black man disappears. Next, the Mexican guy says he wishes for the same thing, except he wishes all Mexicans be sent back to Mexico with all the wealth the Africans got. The Genie grants his wish, and Poof! He disappears. The Genie then turns to the white man and says, "what is your wish?" The white man contemplates for a second, then says, "You mean to tell me that all the blacks and latinos are out of America?" The genie nods, to which the white man replies, "Oh....I'll just have a coke then."

[Stompa]

1. more wishes
2. .....
3. .....

[Pressure Drop]

hmm either

1) end world inequality i.e. everyone is born equal no matter where they live or what race they are or who their parents are (that would certainly shake things up)
2) end to human corruption/selfishness/ evil?
3) have educated scientists in charge of collective world targets on important things for the future like , carbon emmisions, fishing, usage off limited natural resources etc...


or if i'm in a selfish mood

1) be supreme leader of the world beloved by ALL
2) decide when i want to die with no crippling/ill health affects off nature
3) ability to fly at any speed i want not limited by the laws of physics , i.e. the speed of light stuff or indeed g forces killing me due to mad accelerative manoeuvres or small shit ripping through me at wild speeds like if i fly through a load off migrating ducks etc... maybe i mean flying invincibility?

[Aquatiq]

like if i fly through a load off migrating ducks etc...

lol :grin:

[Pummel]

1. Unlimited easy, horny, hot babes at my disposal.
2. Unlimited money
3. A cookie. :O

[genocidal]

1) Unlimited money
2) The ability to avert the harms of drugs (i.e. addictions, yellow teeth, etc.)
3) A house made of beautiful, supple, large titties.

[Pummel]

1) Unlimited money
2) The ability to avert the harms of drugs (i.e. addictions, yellow teeth, etc.)
3) A house made of beautiful, supple, large titties.

$!!

[Reaver]

1.) Make Mars habitable by humans
2.) Discover cures for all diseases
3.) $500 million dollars

[kthx]

1. Winning TWLD
2. Getting my <ER> back.
3. Making Goddess quit one day. (even though this is more of a personal goal then a wish.)

[za gophar]

1. an IQ high enough to make einstein look like g.w.
2. unlimited guitar playing ability
3. ability to do that puddle of liquid mercury thing alex mac could do

[Dabram]

I WISH AN INFINITE AMOUNT oF WISHES!!

[Zeebu]

1. i wish i was a little bit taller
2. i wish i was a baller
3. i wish i had a girl who looked good (i would call her)

[Facetious]

1. Unlimited easy, horny, hot babes at my disposal.
2. Unlimited money

Why did you wish for the same thing twice?