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  • #61
    "Another time I had forgotten I had an exam in a class that I pretty much didn't go to and completely forgot about it. When I asked the professor if she would give me a makeup she told me only if I had an extreme emergency of some kind and proceeded to lecture me about me being irresponsible. So I told her my mother had just been diagnosed with ovarian cancer. When I came to her office to take the makeup she started crying and told me she had gone through the same thing three months earlier, and her mother had recently passed away from the disease. She hugged me and everything and told me how sorry she was for giving me a hard time and that I was "a good kid and didn't deserve to have to suffer through this".

    I took the makeup exam and knew I was going to get a low B or a C. When I handed her my scantron she asked me what the doctors said about my mother, I told her it didn't look good and looked down at the ground, and that my family was just taking it one day at a time. She started bawling and glanced at my paper, glanced at the answer key, gave me a 95/100 and another hug."

    Too good to not share.
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #62
      wasnt this about someone with a bunch of posts?


      i was wondering wtf was going on in here


      i love these forums, not even to post just to read. fucking quality entertainment right here. better than TV anyday
      Ill-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself

      1:money> lWTF I ASKED FOR BUTT SECKS AND U DIDNT GIVE ME THAT.
      1:money> i need a loose-meat butthole



      Evasive <E> wtf
      Evasive <E> GIMME MY BOT
      caco <ER>> )Oo
      caco <ER>> bot thief!
      caco <ER>> duel me for it
      Evasive <E> no!
      Cigarettes> wunderbar?

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      • #63
        i dont even know what is going on anymore

        wark, youve been bumpin uglies since you were 13? rofl... you kinda look like you have down syndrome

        i toss out "kinda" when i really mean you could have played corky in life goes on. oh bla di motherfucka


        1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Facetious View Post
          a) 40% of people are not gay, thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard

          b) if you run around calling gay people faggots to their face, im sure youll eventually get your ass kicked.

          c) claiming that gay people are going to take over, and we are going to have to make babies in test tubes, i mean, what fucking planet are you from?
          2:internet> I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT
          NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

          internet de la jerome

          because the internet | hazardous

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Zeebu View Post
            wark, youve been bumpin uglies since you were 13? rofl... you kinda look like you have down syndrome
            well if he's been quite literally bumping "uglies", perhaps the repression is found in the fact that he rails women who look like men
            NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

            internet de la jerome

            because the internet | hazardous

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post

              hero- your analogy sort of contradicts what you're trying to say. you state studies are always wrong and then use a (very, very) true "study" to prove your point. did i miss something?
              i didnt say studys are always wrong, but are very unaccurate unless your studying something that is based on facts, as my 'analogy' was. the point that i was making is that 40% of men in the world arent gay. the number is probably 1/2 that, maybe in 1/4 of that.
              the price is right, bitch.

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              • #67
                Jerome and Scurvy are quite possibly the most intelligent internet people that I have ever seen. I'm not being sarcastic; I always really just assumed that I was the only intelligent, moral person on these forums. We should start a new TW forum for the cream of the crop. B)
                1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
                1: oar> yeah
                1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
                1: hed> and after dinner
                1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"

                7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
                7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips

                3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
                3: Nimesh> my sis does
                3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by IKM View Post
                  Jerome...moral person

                  Originally posted by IKM View Post

                  3: jerome> Crazy Indian porno, showing young colonial women where to "plant the corn", well that part doesn't sound too bad, but with drugs and casinos too, this country would be like the 1985 version of Hill Valley that Biff ran in Back to the Future
                  (obligatory white text that isn't hidden by Child of SSCU)
                  Last edited by Subjugation; 12-23-2006, 04:35 AM.

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                  • #69
                    just because i'm not ignorant doesnt mean i'm intelligent ^-^

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                    • #70
                      Just because you love Terri Schiavo doesn't mean you don't love Laci Peterson, as well. :wub:

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Subjugation View Post
                        (obligatory white text that isn't hidden by Child of SSCU)
                        pwned
                        1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
                        1: oar> yeah
                        1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
                        1: hed> and after dinner
                        1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"

                        7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
                        7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips

                        3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
                        3: Nimesh> my sis does
                        3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by IKM View Post
                          I always really just assumed that I was the only intelligent, moral person on these forums.
                          hjkadshgkjlhasdgkjhasdgkjlsadg
                          5:gen> man
                          5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Subjugation View Post
                            Just because you love Terri Schiavo doesn't mean you don't love Laci Peterson, as well. :wub:
                            rofl. i TOLD you.
                            my ex is named lacy petersen. it creates lots of awkward social situations

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Scurvy View Post
                              rofl. i TOLD you.
                              my ex is named lacy petersen. it creates lots of awkward social situations
                              I laughed out loud :turned:

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