guessing game

[Liquid Blue]

"Another time I had forgotten I had an exam in a class that I pretty much didn't go to and completely forgot about it. When I asked the professor if she would give me a makeup she told me only if I had an extreme emergency of some kind and proceeded to lecture me about me being irresponsible. So I told her my mother had just been diagnosed with ovarian cancer. When I came to her office to take the makeup she started crying and told me she had gone through the same thing three months earlier, and her mother had recently passed away from the disease. She hugged me and everything and told me how sorry she was for giving me a hard time and that I was "a good kid and didn't deserve to have to suffer through this".

I took the makeup exam and knew I was going to get a low B or a C. When I handed her my scantron she asked me what the doctors said about my mother, I told her it didn't look good and looked down at the ground, and that my family was just taking it one day at a time. She started bawling and glanced at my paper, glanced at the answer key, gave me a 95/100 and another hug."

Too good to not share.

[WuTang420]

wasnt this about someone with a bunch of posts?


i was wondering wtf was going on in here


i love these forums, not even to post just to read. fucking quality entertainment right here. better than TV anyday

[Zeebu]

i dont even know what is going on anymore

wark, youve been bumpin uglies since you were 13? rofl... you kinda look like you have down syndrome

i toss out "kinda" when i really mean you could have played corky in life goes on. oh bla di motherfucka

[Jerome Scuggs]

a) 40% of people are not gay, thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard

b) if you run around calling gay people faggots to their face, im sure youll eventually get your ass kicked.

c) claiming that gay people are going to take over, and we are going to have to make babies in test tubes, i mean, what fucking planet are you from?

2:internet> I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT

[Jerome Scuggs]

wark, youve been bumpin uglies since you were 13? rofl... you kinda look like you have down syndrome

well if he's been quite literally bumping "uglies", perhaps the repression is found in the fact that he rails women who look like men

[Hero*]

hero- your analogy sort of contradicts what you're trying to say. you state studies are always wrong and then use a (very, very) true "study" to prove your point. did i miss something?

i didnt say studys are always wrong, but are very unaccurate unless your studying something that is based on facts, as my 'analogy' was. the point that i was making is that 40% of men in the world arent gay. the number is probably 1/2 that, maybe in 1/4 of that.

[IKM]

Jerome and Scurvy are quite possibly the most intelligent internet people that I have ever seen. I'm not being sarcastic; I always really just assumed that I was the only intelligent, moral person on these forums. We should start a new TW forum for the cream of the crop. B)

[Subjugation]

Jerome...moral person

3: jerome> Crazy Indian porno, showing young colonial women where to "plant the corn", well that part doesn't sound too bad, but with drugs and casinos too, this country would be like the 1985 version of Hill Valley that Biff ran in Back to the Future

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[Scurvy]

just because i'm not ignorant doesnt mean i'm intelligent ^-^

[Subjugation]

Just because you love Terri Schiavo doesn't mean you don't love Laci Peterson, as well. :wub:

[IKM]

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pwned

[Facetious]

I always really just assumed that I was the only intelligent, moral person on these forums.

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[Scurvy]

Just because you love Terri Schiavo doesn't mean you don't love Laci Peterson, as well. :wub:

rofl. i TOLD you.
my ex is named lacy petersen. it creates lots of awkward social situations

[Pummel]

rofl. i TOLD you.
my ex is named lacy petersen. it creates lots of awkward social situations

I laughed out loud :turned: