what's up with drunk people peeing on things

[Squeezer]

My friend once puked off a second story patio and onto a dog in the backyard. It was fucking epic to say the least.

[za gophar]

ive never drunkenly accidentally pissed somewhere, remarkably. i've been close, though. the other week i was so drunk i flopped down on a couch a girl was supposed to sleep on and i would not move but i had to piss so bad i was just waiting till she went off for a sec so i could pee super fast. she proceeded to punch me in the stomach in effort to try to get me to get off the couch, and let me tell you i had to piss so painfully bad at that point that it was torture not to move from that couch. i stuck it out, though, and she had to go upstairs to help her friend puke. as soon as she left, i jumped off the couch and headed toward the kitchen sink, but my friend physically blocked me so i ran out the door and pissed off the balcony.

here's my post from when my roommate pissed on my backpack: http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=16061

[Cops]

I exert my dominance by peeing my name on anything and everything when I'm drunk

[Cops]

Alcohol has the additional side effect of putting you in a diminished mental state. After 4 cokes you'll probably just be heading for the bathroom, not your most absorbent buddy.

I once had ten long island ice teas (1 shot of 40% mixed bottle and the rest coke) I also had a few beers and ended up eating like a mofo at the end of the night and didn't puke.

[D1st0rt]

Eating helps towards not getting as drunk.

When I was reading that I thought you were going to say you had 10 long island iced teas and a few beers and didn't pee the whole night, which would have been superhuman.

[Liquid Blue]

Quick! Someone piss on the forums and maybe Pummel will go away! Pour it out of my avatar if you have to.

nah he's gotten remarkably better, you can pee on me though :wub:

[Cops]

Eating helps towards not getting as drunk.

When I was reading that I thought you were going to say you had 10 long island iced teas and a few beers and didn't pee the whole night, which would have been superhuman.

i piss like a pregnant woman

[Liquid Blue]

but have you pissed on a pregnant woman?

[Zerzera]

I had a colleague like Zeebu's friend. He used to get drunk a lot and would regularly wet himself. One time he slept on a couch and wet it, the next day one of our colleagues sat on the couch to have lunch hahaha.

The worst that ever happened to me was sitting opposite of a drunk friend who put his hand in front of his mouth when he threw up... worked like a sprinkler.

[Cops]

but have you pissed on a pregnant woman?

not yet,

[Subjugation]

...long island ice teas (1 shot of 40% mixed bottle and the rest coke)...

I don't follow...

L.I.'s have like---4-5 shots of liquor in them. All the clears, a shot of triple sec, then a *splash* of sweet/sour and coke to finish. It's the greatest invention for hardcore alkies since bootlegging.

[Liquid Blue]

not yet,

score, Face tape it and you've instantly got some porn to show the missus

[Cops]

I don't follow...

L.I.'s have like---4-5 shots of liquor in them. All the clears, a shot of triple sec, then a *splash* of sweet/sour and coke to finish. It's the greatest invention for hardcore alkies since bootlegging.

Dr. Micillicuddys makes a pre mix bottles of Long Island Ice Tea, it's $30 for a One Liter Bottle that has all the alcohol already mixed in, all you need is too add coke splash some lime juice on it and it tastes fucking amazing. The mix on the bottle says to add a shot and a half of the mix, some coke to fill it up then top it off with some lime juice. When I was making them I was using small cups so there wasn't a whole hell of a lot of coke in them which had a greater alcohol to coke ratio than using a proper sized cup.