Sex Story Time

[LoGGi!]

So, when my gf's family and I was at their place in the archipelago my gf and I decided to go down to the cliff near the water to catch some sun. When I lay there on my back almost falling a sleep i suddenly felt my swimming shorts go down and my gf started giving me a bj. So I oppened my eyes and saw that she had gotter her bikini off and was turned with her feet too my head side so I got the hint and pulled one of her legs over me and started licking her. Needles to say her neighbourhs drove by in their boat looking at us.. Well ofcourse we didn't
end it there, after about 5 more mins she stopped sucking and started riding me then after like 10 mins she came then I came and the whole time atleast 5 boats
had driven by and seen us. The end.

ps. I love summer

[HeavenSent]

Back in my bar-hopping Gigalo days (i was 22), I met these two hot & sexy sisters (25 & 28) that wanted to take turns with me. There was another older woman (37) at that particular bar that also wanted me. So the older sister & I got a motel... it was fun! Then the next week it was the younger one in my car in the parking lot at the bar... Then the older woman in my car in the parking lot.. Then the older sister & older woman with me in threesome. That was fantastic! I wore em both out. ^-^ The older sister worked in a waterbed store right off a major busy road & the storefront was all windows. I went to visit her at work.. and just when no customers were in the store, she sat me down on one of the beds and gave me a quick knobber with no mess... and just as I zipped back up, customers started coming into the store again... Perfect timing! (the story of my life).
That lasted the whole summer with those chicks... until the older woman started bitchin' 'bout 'equal time'. So I gave her the boot... Later I found out my sister was best friends with the older woman's daughter.

Then there's this one time.. in my semi-virgin days in High School. My gf & I really never went all the way but we enjoyed the oral very much after she had put the kids she would babysit to bed. ...And one time I had to fart really bad, but i didn't want her to stop, but I couldn't hold it.. it slipped out. ...And we were done.. at least for the next hour. hehe Then back at it.

[DoTheFandango]

And God said unto Moses:

"Thou women wilst bleed from her netherland. This shalt be head week."

[Epinephrine]

he wasn't, I know a few gay indians..

http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Indian_r...rits_gay_scion

ugly homo indian prince.

Money I didn't know he had an std when we got together lol =P and according to tv commercials 75% of canadians will get the HPV virus which causes genital warts in their lifetimes.

I won't.

HPV causes cervical cancer, NOT warts.

[Miku19]

Cancer, warts, whatever, a beloved child has many names.

[dchao]

This is for jerome:

1:Ignominy> jerome can you play TWD?
1:jerome> i pounded 8 orgasms out of a woman in the span of 2 hours, had 2 cigarettes and a glass of wine, and then hopped in my car and drove 4 hours back home, alternating chugging red bull and those little pills/1oz shots of pure caffeine and tauri
1:Ignominy> so yes?
1uel Pasta> LOL
1:dchao> that's what i call a trip
1:jerome> i got home at 5am after traveling on the interstate a max of 75mph, because i kept hallucinating
1:jerome> walls and shit
1:jerome> plus it was raining something crazy
1:Ignominy> so, absolutely yes?
1:jerome> i then wake up 2 hours later and go to class
1:Ignominy> you should
1uel Pasta> truth
1:jerome> i'm still re-learning english, my brain is fried
1:jerome> i seriously couldn't read the signs on the interstate and had to rely on my memory

[ZeUs!!]

What was Nickname's story? Did it end up in a different thread?

[duel pasta]

What was Nickname's story? Did it end up in a different thread?

He didn't tell us yet >.< GO NN TELL US ALREADY!

[Emaho]

Okey i'll just continue with the thread.

I went to a party with my friends and there were like no girls there. I was like where the fuck are the girls. Bored and after alot of heavy drinking this girl starts to talk with me. I never really noticed her in the first place becuase I guess she was pretty ugly. Then about 1 am or so she pushes me into the bathroom and asks me if i want to have sex with her. And I was like no your not my type.. She keeps on asking me why and im so after a while I'll tell her okey i'll have sex with her as long as my friends dont find out. So I get this really bright idea to jump out the window and go into some trees behind the house.
It's just that it was 3 meters down to the ground from the window and I really hurt my ankle real bad when i landed. So she rans out the house and tries to comfort me. Then she starts to try to drag me into the trees anyway even tho my foot is hurting like hell. She starts to rubbing my dick outside the pants and stuff. It wasnt much i could do so I kinda started to scream at my friends to come and help and started to jump on one leg to the front of the house. They came out and I made up some story about the jump... I'm glad I never had sex with her tho!


Like 1 week ago I actually had one of the best sex experiences so far in my life. I was in Byron Bay, Australia and we stayed in a dorm room at this backpacker place. In the same room stayed a Canadian girl and her friends. We kind of got a contact right from the start. So we went out partying and after we came home we decided to go down to the sea and take a swim. We did and went back to the room. Took a shower and then she comes in to me when im showering. I'm okey with that. She's standing there looking and all. Then she goes out again and goes to bed. I go out and get into be too. Suddenly I see her get upp from her bed and walk over to me. I'm laying in the top bed (they had those 2 level beds) so her face is like next to mine. So I kiss her and we make out for a while. Then she asks me if i want to go down to the beach again. I was like hell yeah! We talk on the way down and she tells me we're not going to have sex. I become a bit dissapointed but make sure not to show it :P When we came down to the beach the moon and starts was shining bright and it was just so perfect. So we start to make out and suddenly she takes off her bra! And she's like no further then this. She says she dont know what I have and I dont know what she has. I just said im clean becuase i am and then it takes about 3 mins of more making out/rubbing and then the pants are off! I even think there were some ppl walking on the beach that passed us. We did not really notice tho :P The next day I had sand up my ass had some scraches on my back from her nails. That was pretty awesome :P