Look at my fucking bicep!

[Vykromond]

I like to suck cock.

I like to suck cock.

[Nickname]

I hope your mother has herpes.

[Subjugation]

That Bill Burr tirade was fucking hillarious. There was a better quality link, so I re-posted it. It's split between 2 files. What's amazing is that he goes 12 minutes off the dome against a crowed that fucking hates him. But by the end, they're all cheering and applauding for him. Not only does that take balls, but leet comedy skills.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmLfz...elated&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8iyr...elated&search=

[Galleleo]

This was exactly what launched Don Rickles,Buddy Hackett, Rodney Dangerfield & Andrew Dice Clay's careers. They insulted you especially if you sat in the front two or three rows watch out.

Depends on the context of the insult or atmosphere of a club...many possibilities for a stand up comedian I would think. Insults and big ego's are definately an integral part for many a successful comedian.

I didn't really word that right, because yes, a lot of comedians do use insulting as part of their show. What I guess I was trying to say is, that guy went in defensive mode when he was insulted, you lose at the moment you do that. As a comedian you need to be able to take hits without going in defensive mode, so either insulting the other back in a funny way or being able to joke about yourself along with the other. I don't know how to explain it better, but he was an example of how not to handle comments from the crowd.

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I didn't really word that right, because yes, a lot of comedians do use insulting as part of their show. What I guess I was trying to say is, that guy went in defensive mode when he was insulted, you lose at the moment you do that. As a comedian you need to be able to take hits without going in defensive mode, so either insulting the other back in a funny way or being able to joke about yourself along with the other. I don't know how to explain it better, but he was an example of how not to handle comments from the crowd.

Gotcha...was only replying to what you mention in regards to your edit: "Edit: and a comedian shouldn't have such a big ego, but be comfortable enough with himself to be able to take the piss out of himself and not need to resort to call other people names or whatever."

[ZeUs!!]

Joined a gym nearer my new house on Wednesday and went for the first time in 3 months, still struggling to lift my arms above my head and its Friday night

[Bilbo]

Joined a gym nearer my new house on Wednesday and went for the first time in 3 months, still struggling to lift my arms above my head and its Friday night

After my first time at the gym I was in pain for 4 days so good luck with that. It was AWESOME when I had to lift heavy shit at work.

[Liquid Blue]

yea the little kids really need to lay off the cheesecake, one of these days the heavy little bastards are going throw Bilbo's back out


don't lift, just toss them in your trunk buddy

[Bilbo]

I couldn't find my pitchfork.

[Eeks]

start a sport join a club keep asking instructions from the coach much easier that way and you don't waste 3 years