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Reason #3245 to buy an XBox 360.
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Fuck snail mail... Nintendo uses emails
From: Nintendo <nintendo@nintendo-news.com>
Date: Dec 12, 2006 10:22 PM
Subject: Important Safety Information for Playing Wii
And they gave me 4 free wristbands even though I didn't have the shitty wristbands in the first place.While I'm sippin herbal teas verbal bees plant fertile seeds
Bitches leave with broke backs, swollen palms and purple knees
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Yeah, Nintendo was on top of that shit. Our Wii had one of the crappy one's, and they sent us 2 free bands, and a 6 month subscription to Nintendo Power for free.Originally posted by ToneWomen who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
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Originally posted by Squeezer View PostYeah, Nintendo was on top of that shit. Our Wii had one of the crappy one's, and they sent us 2 free bands, and a 6 month subscription to Nintendo Power for free.
6 month Nintendo Power subscription?
damnit...While I'm sippin herbal teas verbal bees plant fertile seeds
Bitches leave with broke backs, swollen palms and purple knees
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Is anyone else having trouble with their Wii controller? For some reason, about every 30 minutes, it comes up with the error message that the nunchuck has been disconnected when it clearly has not. Removing it and putting it back in fixes this but it's still annoying.
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Originally posted by Squeezer View PostSo, right now I'm home from school for presidents day weekend, and when I awoke this morning, my mom told me I had a letter from Microsoft.
Rewind back to when I first got my 360 (for Xmas...it was a generation 1) was "fortunate" enough to be the 1 in every 4 customers that had their xbox crap out on them. After it broke, I called the Xbox hotline to ask how I was supposed to go about fixing it. They informed me that I would have to pay $132 to have it fixed, and that it would take 3-5 weeks. Well, I paid my $132 and got a new one back that I haven't had any problems with (aside from the faith I lost in MS when I had to pay over $100 3 months after owning my system).
Fast forward back to this morning, when I was surprised (to say the least) to open the envelope and find a check for $132. As it turns out, the part in my Xbox that caused it to malfunction was eventually recalled. As a result, they were sending out reimbersment to all those that paid to have it repaired, despite the faulty part.
The point of the story being that MS essentially just bought me a new 250 gig hard drive from Best Buy. Thanks Microsoft.
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Originally posted by Jeansi View PostI don't even want to know what she's like.Originally posted by Facetiousedit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)
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